Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

That's not how it works, broseph.

All you British motherfuckers out there, I got a question.

So here in the States, when something costs like $1.50 we say it costs "a dollar and fifty cents."

So what the hell do you folk say when something costs £1.50?

I could keep doing it, but I'd rather much on Halloween leftovers

One and half Pence?

One pound fifty

Fifty what?

We don't include the pence unless you want to appear very formal.

I knew pence was a real word!! damn engli...British!!

jesus crhist this is still active?

I DECLARE MYSELF EMPEROR OF POLAND!

Fuck off you didn't even put anything close to that in your profile!!!

Try me

I see you have taken a even more massive signature then the one before, my good friend.

FIXED

I decided that I'd take revenge on my "friend" called Stephen who drew the word "COCK" backwards on my forehead like they do on ambulances while I was sleeping. He wrote it in a shitty red felt-tip pen and obviously put no dedication into it. So, while he was dormant in a Travel Lodge in Dundee I thought I'd take a fart on his face. Unfortunately, however, I had consumed copious amounts of southern fried chicken fillets from the shop down the road. Southern fried chicken fillets make me take the nastiest drol, so while I was squatting on top of his bed spreading my cheeks I got scared that I might follow through and piss shit on his face. I decided against it.