What's the best prank you did on a teacher?

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  1. El_Presidente Member

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    Cuz' I'm at school in detention and I want some payback.
    I'm in detention because I was a minute late... yeah i sucks when you go to school on your bike and it takes about 35 miutes to get to school...

    I'd also like to hear some good stoy's with your prank. Like why did you do it and such.
  2. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I jerked off on her face because she called me a stud.
  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    This.
  4. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    Had sex with her by accident in a dark closet is that a prank?
  5. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Bit nerdier than Noelsoong, but I saw a teacher type in their password, and subsequently used this (she conveniently went on maternity leave soon after) to gain access to the staff common folders and insert spelling mistakes, rude words, in-jokes and incorrect/stupid comments into my history teacher's presentations.
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    Didn't wash my cock for a week and rubbed it in my teacher's coffee cup when she was out of the room. I hope she likes the cheesy sensation of my smeggy cock.
  7. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    that's just nasty...
  8. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Made me lol, even if it isn't true. Was there coffee in there at the time?
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    Yes, it crusted inside my piss hole.

    I'm making myself gag, I might puke if I keep revolting myself.
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    ... good job guy's. You really get them teachers good!
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    Coffee went crusty? I guess that's why they call you Toast...
    Then I shall shut up. Anyone fancy coming up with something?
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    I killed her cat and put it in the mailbox at her home. Is that a prank?
  13. El_Presidente Member

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    Anything that makes your teacher cry is a good prank in my opinion
  14. Toast Well-Known Member

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    My PE teacher for 2 years was an Irish guy. He was a clunge master, who constantly strayed away from teaching us to talk to delicious school girls. One day, though, we were playing badminton and it was a 2-on-1 because there were absences. He joined the other team and started whooping our asses showing no mercy, so I decided to forge a vendetta against him and I just sat there in the back, waiting for a good time to piss him off.

    Then, one summer while we were outside playing cricket, he was the bowler while I was the batsman. He chucked it and I smacked it and it hit him right in the cock. There was a big gasp and he crumbled up on his knees in pain. It was actually a genuine accident, but he says it was a "foul" and made me sit out. I felt fulfilled, but I ended up hitting him in the face hard playing dodgeball while he was sitting at the sidelines chatting up the girls again.

    cunt
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  15. El_Presidente Member

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    Yeah he definitely is a cunt cuz' I don't think there's much left of his ''Jonhsen''
    If you know what I mean.
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    there is no such thing as fouls in cricket haha...
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    You know, when someone shouts "YOU FOOL!", it doesn't mean you made a foul...
  18. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    You know, playing pranks in my school could simply get you excluded out of it, because well...it's a military school.
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    we don't really do pranks on our teachers, but one day everybody just left in the middle of a lesson, it was somewhat amussing.
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    At prom I Opened the pool in the gym with everyone still dancing on it....

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