Skyrim: What Race are you? and Did you side with the empire or the Stromcloaks?

SIEG HEIL!!

The kajit are the best stealth race.
Also is it necisary to join the storm cloaks or the imperials? Currently I am lvl 15 a member of the companions (just so i could become a wolf) and i am almost done with the dark brotherhood questline. I like to play my charachter in the way that he dosn't like ethier side and is just a theif and assasin (he's kajit specilising in stealth, archery, alchemy, light armour and one handed).

No it is not. You don't ever have to play the civil war though it will never end without your help. It's completely unrelated to the main quest line. You should always do that though to unlock your shouts.

I actually wish the civil war was integrated into the main quest like in New Vegas, and had a faction reputation system too. Would be cool if you either had to take a side or become High King yourself.

Also how come every guard in skyrim has taken an arrow to the knee. I meen seriusly if it's such a big problem that half the guards in skyrim get shot in the knee with arrows maybe it's time to design a armor with better knee protection.

I used to tell the guards to stop making up stories about taking an arrow to the knee as I had heard it a million times, then I took an arrow to the knee.

They kept saying it so much that I actually shot them in the knee in front of everyone and ran away, lol.

You bastard, now he has to give up being a guard because he took an arrow to the knee.

I once was a Stormcloak. then i took an arrow to the knee.

"My legs! Now I will have to go through life as a cripple!"
"No you won't"
*Shoots him*

Is it wrong still that i related the Stromcloaks to the Nazis?

The arrow in knee is the new meme.

Btw I currently playing as orc and ofc Im using my two handed axe.

Orcs are awesome, chilling out at orc strongholds I feel so secure with my brethren..

I can't believe how much shit there is referencing Skyrim, using the same joke.

It spread like wildfire.

My Nord is allowed to chill at orc strongholds. 'Cause I brung them the Forgemaster's fingers.
So, take that!

What is this blasphemy!!! This means Waaggghhh!!

By the way would it be weird if my orc joined the stormcloaks im still unsure, I want the aesthetics of the game to go normal my first character role.

Even if you had helped the Stormcloak's, they'd whip your butt because you're an Orc. I'm unsure if they come after you or not but that seems as if their ideals were Third Reich-ish.

So i could up here
To take on Alduin
and become a