The congress is starting within... Well, whenever you log in next. The state visit will be immediately after the congress.
El Presidente is at the "Undisclosed location" which seems to be some deserted place in Niger, but nobody would suspect Niger because they would think Nigeria. El Presidente commends the congress holder for his logic. The portuguese guy who lives a block from the palace has brought some of his portuguese friends from portugal to here. People were already bothered by his portugueseness when he started living here and now with more portuguese people around, the city might go into an uproar. El Presidente is wondering what he should do, should he deport the portuguese men back to Portugal, should he calm down the city with a speech, or should he suggest the portuguese men to start speaking catalan? El Presidente has started to love indian food because of the lack of variety in the Tazanian food culture. He ordered tho building of sheep ranches and wheat, rice, and spice farms. He also hired some indian chefs to cook indian meals for him and the palace staff. Someone hurry up and post before I have to double post and get ragged on for it!
