So I just had some kids

And man, it was a hell of a experience. To start off, I had been to the bar earlier that night (with her permission, mind you), so I couldn't drive my wife to the hospital. Luckily, her uncle was there to drive her. Also, the power was out. Fun stuff. But problems aside, it really is surreal. To hold something, your own flesh and blood, in your hands, is really amazing. I hope it's something all of you get to experience some day.

Now that my little tangent is aside, I would like to introduce you to the two newest members of our forums.



That's Chelsea, the newest girl in our family.


And there's Abraham, the newest guy. Already passed the fuck out, just like dear old dad.

Congratulations on your twins.

Congrats Matt! Hope your kids become upstanding and great people in society just like you!

Congrats.
Did they come with batteries? How long does the warranty last?

So, now that you have kids, are you gonna mature into a serious father on the forums?

Thanks everyone.

Apparently I just need to feed them three times a day and give them a litter box. Fairly low maintenance stuff.

I can be fatherly when the need arises, but I don't see my overall demeanor changing.

Congrats Matt! Congrats to your wife too. I'm glad they're healthy and that your wife is ok.

So you were at the bar the night before. Are you still going to go there even with kids and being a rabbi?

Certainly. Everyone needs a social life, and drinking with friends is one of my favorite past times. Everything in moderation. Anyway, it isn't like I was blown out wasted, I just couldn't legally drive. I was fully aware of my senses.

Thanks. It was quite the experience.

I can just envision your future. "Matt, the Drunk Rabbi!"

I'm a pretty staunch drinker. Takes a lot to get me drunk, to say the least.

Also just pointing out that no-one else here got one of Matt's kids named after them. I'm not saying it's because I'm extremely awesome and have an amazing name, I'm just saying.

Childs, what are these things? Devil Spawn say I. Joke.

Congratulations. We should re-introduce Che for the celebrations.

Yea I noticed the names. Is Abraham a common name in Israel, because the only Abraham's I know are dead.

Fuck no!

Yes. His middle name is Christopher though, so I will probably wind up calling him Chris, like my dad. Abraham doesn't really roll off the tongue.

Also, I fixed the double post.

Chris II, or Chris 2.0. I had to do it.

Abraham Christ. Remember when someone called Matt, Matthew Christ?

No I don't remember that. I probably wasn't here when that happened.

First of all, congratulations!

Also, you could abbreviate the name to Abe or something, or just call him Dude.

Or Broham.