So I just had some kids

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by matthewchris, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Congrats Matt, Blessings of Allah on your spawn and your family.
  2. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Being a twin is there any advice I can give from personal experience to a new parent...? I will consult the worse looking lump of my DNA.
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    * cought cough *

    But really matt congrats. I will send him a copy of Grand Theft Auto 3. Kids need to learn how to kill hookers at a young age so they can toughen up
  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Congrats Matt, and one day when they are older you will show them the forums and all the crazy things that happened in this great forumland.
  5. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    I give this forum about.. eh 4-5 years. Stalin is growing up now and its only a matter of time before he has to leave the site to get to bigger and better things. After he leaves the forum will be like that scene in the 2nd Toy Story with the girl cowboy.
  6. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    No, after he leaves the forum will be like that thing that doesn't exist.
  7. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Following him everywhere...........R.I.P Forums.

    Wait a second, if i recall Chelsea you eat babies correct....OMG MATT DON'T HER NEAR THE KIDS.
  8. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    It will be Nowhere Land.
  9. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Meh, I wont eat these. Why would I eat the only baby named after me? I don't eat kosher anyways.
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  10. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    You won't even take a bite?
  11. Toast Well-Known Member

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    How long did they take to incubate?

    Abraham is a fantastic name.
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    Om nom nom nom nom nom.
  13. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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    Whatever you do, don't let the girl boss Abraham around. That happened with me and my sister and I'm all kinds of fucked up now.
  14. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Lighthouse has noticed.
  15. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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    You would.
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    Congratulations, may they live long healthy lives.
  17. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Well this is good/heartwarming news. Plus it's happened to one of our most well-rounded and decent members; I doubt we'll be seeing photos of say, Romulus211, Napoleon or Toast's offspring any time soon. Just saying.
  18. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Totally off topic but stupified's sig is gonna give someone a seizure.
  19. ComradeLer Proud Anti-Patriot

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    Yeah, could you get rid of that please, Stupified?

    Edit: My bad. Gratz Matt. And +1 for being having the first forum babies! Achievement, me thinks?
  20. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Way to bring the thread down by going from newborns to stupid animations. Stay classy forums!

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