What Historical Figure were you in a Past Life?

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  1. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Beat ya to it Vassili. I got:

    1. Adolf Hitler, conqueror; dictator. Unsuccessful street artist. To many evil incarnate. ( 100% )
    2.Joseph Stalin, revolutionary and ruler of USSR, mass murderer. ( 100% )
    3.Charlemagne, Holy Roman Empire created with his baptism in 800 AD ( 92% )

    It's weird that I got a tie between 2 sworn enemies and here is what I put for my Ansres.
    1. Wanderer
    2. Good Humored
    3. Self made Man
    4. Leave it
    5. Specalist
    6. Problems that can be solved with strategy.
    7. Myself
    8. I'm a male and very in-touch with my masculine side
    9. Inside
    10.
    11. Social studies class
    12.My formidable appetite for power
    13. A late bloomer
  2. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Ben Franklin was my #1
  3. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    As well a whole slew of other dictators, military leaders and ne'er do wells.
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    I should have expected this.

    1. Josef Stalin
    2. Tomas de Torquemada
    3. Ivan the Terrible

    I like this guy:



    Tomas de Torquemada first Inquisitor General of Spain known for his zealous campaign against Jews, Muslims and other non-Christians. He used use of torture, anonymous denunciation to achieve convictions. (97%)
  5. Vassilli1942 Well-Known Member

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    I see you did sir.
    1)William Shakespeare
    2)Galen
    3)Abraham Lincoln
    4)Albert Einstein
    5)Archimedes
  6. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    1) Benjamin Franklin, American politician, inventor, publisher and originator of aphorisms. Ardent competitive swimmer who developed swim fins. Beliefs: Presbyterian; Deist . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (100%)

    2.Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of telephone, worked with deaf. Beliefs: Unitarian/Universalist (90%)

    3.Jeremy Bentham, English jurist, philosopher, and legal and social reformer. As requested in his will, his body was preserved and displayed in a wooden cabinet. (90%)

    4.Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of U.S.; led during Civil War. Beliefs: Deist, general theist, once said, 'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion'. Assassinated. (81%)

    5.Francis Bacon, English statesman, essayist, and philosopher, delineated inductive scientific method. Beliefs: Anglican A homosexual according to lambda.org (81%)

    6.Karl Marx, founder of Marxism, Marxist Communism. Beliefs: Jewish; Lutheran; Atheist; Marxism/Communism (81%)

    7.Sigmund Freud, founded Freudian school of psychology/psychoanalysis (i.e., the ‘‘religion of Freudianism’‘). Beliefs: Jewish; atheist. Died of a posssibly unintentional morphine overdose (81%)

    8.Thomas Edison, inventor of light bulb, phonograph, etc. Beliefs: Congregationalist; agnostic (81%)

    9.Aristotle, influential Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer.. Beliefs: Platonism / Greek philosophy A homosexual according to lambda.org (72%)

    10.Charles Darwin, biologist; described evolution. Beliefs: Anglican (nominal); Unitarian (72%)
  7. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    My Top 5 were:
    1. George Washington
    2. Moses
    3. Simon Bolivar
    4. Muhammed
    5. Winston Chruchill

    I'm confused
  8. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    1. Jesus Christ
    2. Karl Marx
    3. Martin Lurther (no, not the black one, the German one)

    So, I guess I win because technically I was Jesus at one point.
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    I think your test is broken:

    1. Charles Darwin (100%)
    2. Galen (100%)
    3. Karl Marx (100%)
  10. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    1. Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of U.S.; led during Civil War. Beliefs: Deist, general theist, once said, 'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion'. Assassinated. (100%)
    [IMG] 2. Simon Bolivar, National hero of Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, and Bolivia. Beliefs: Catholic (nominal); atheist (100%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 3. Benjamin Franklin, American politician, inventor, publisher and originator of aphorisms. Ardent competitive swimmer who developed swim fins. Beliefs: Presbyterian; Deist . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (95%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 4. Jesus Christ, founder/namesake of Christianity. Beliefs: Judaism; Christianity. Crucified (93%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 5. Lenin, Russian revolutionary, political leader. Beliefs: Russian Orthodox; Atheist; Marxism/Communism (90%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 6. Plato, founder of Platonism. Beliefs: Platonism / Greek philosophy . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (90%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 7. Thomas Edison, inventor of light bulb, phonograph, etc. Beliefs: Congregationalist; agnostic (90%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 8. Jeremy Bentham, English jurist, philosopher, and legal and social reformer. As requested in his will, his body was preserved and displayed in a wooden cabinet. (84%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 9. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of telephone, worked with deaf. Beliefs: Unitarian/Universalist (81%) [IMG]
    [IMG] 10. Buddha. Gautama Buddha was a spiritual teacher from Ancient India and the founder of Buddhism. He is generally recognized by Buddhists as the Supreme Buddha (Sammâsambuddha) of our age. The time of his birth and death are uncertain: Best estimates are 400 or 500 years before Christ. Beliefs: Hinduism; Buddhism (81%)
    [IMG] 11. George Washington, first president of United States, military leader. Beliefs: Episcopalian (81%)
  11. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    1. Caligula
    2. Napoleon Bonaparte
    3. Adolf Hitler

    I am most pleased with these results, it would be so much fun to be Caligula, you know, until the assassination.
  12. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Irony?
  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I agree 100% with the test based solo on Kali's results.

    1. Julius Caesar, Roman general, dictator. Beliefs: Roman state paganism A homosexual according to lambda.org. Assassinated in Roman Senate (100%)

    2. Benjamin Franklin, American politician, inventor, publisher and originator of aphorisms. Ardent competitive swimmer who developed swim fins. Beliefs: Presbyterian; Deist . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (96%)

    3. Alexander the Great, king of Macedonia; one of the greatest military minds in history; conquered much of what was then the civilized world. Beliefs: Greek state paganism A homosexual according to lambda.org (85%)

    4. Joseph Stalin, revolutionary and ruler of USSR, mass murderer. Beliefs: Russian Orthodox; Atheist; Marxism. (85%)

    5. Peter the Great, forged Russia into a great European nation. Beliefs: Russian Orthodox A homosexual according to lambda.org (85%)

    6. Tomas de Torquemada first Inquisitor General of Spain known for his zealous campaign against Jews, Muslims and other non-Christians. He used use of torture, anonymous denunciation to achieve convictions. (85%)

    7. Genghis Khan, Mongol conqueror. Founder and ruler of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history. Beliefs: Mongolian shamanism (81%)

    8. Catherine de Medici, Queen of France whose hatred of Protestants knew no bounds, and who ordered the Massacre of St Bartholomew in which thousands of Huguenots were killed. (77%)

    9. Irene, empress of Byzantium, overthrew her son, she had him blinded in the room where she had given birth to him. (77%)

    10. Lucrezia Borgia, Italian femme fatale, daughter of a pope. Her family was synonymous with political and sexual corruption (70%)
  14. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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    1. Henry VIII. English King known for his political struggles with Rome which led to the formation of the Anglican church. Henry wanted a male heir, to avoid rival claims to the crown. He married sex women. Two marriages were annulled; two wives were beheaded, one died, one survived. Late in life, Henry became grossly overweight, covered with boils and had to be moved about with the help of mechanical inventions. (100%)
    2. Charles Darwin, biologist; described evolution. Beliefs: Anglican (nominal); Unitarian (78%)
    3. Maximilien Robespierre, de facto dictator. During the French Revolution/Reign of Terror he sent 1285 victims to the guillotine. Eventually, citizens turned on him and he was beheaded. (78%)
    4.Albert Einstein, physicist; originated the theory of relativity, won Noble prize. Beliefs: Jewish . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (71%)
    5.Archimedes, father of experimental science. Beliefs: Greek philosophy. During the Siege of Syracuse he was killed by a Roman soldier despite orders that he should not be harmed. (71%)

    So I'm 100% likely to marry six times, and then get fat and die.
    Glorious.
  15. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Buddha. Gautama Buddha was a spiritual teacher from Ancient India and the founder of Buddhism. He is generally recognized by Buddhists as the Supreme Buddha (Sammâsambuddha) of our age. The time of his birth and death are uncertain: Best estimates are 400 or 500 years before Christ. Beliefs: Hinduism; Buddhism (100%)

    2. Galileo Galilei, astronomer; accurately described heliocentric solar system. Beliefs: Catholic (100%)

    3. Henry VIII. English King known for his political struggles with Rome which led to the formation of the Anglican church. Henry wanted a male heir, to avoid rival claims to the crown. He married sex women. Two marriages were annulled; two wives were beheaded, one died, one survived. Late in life, Henry became grossly overweight, covered with boils and had to be moved about with the help of mechanical inventions. (100%)



    4.
    Martin Luther, founder of Protestantism and Lutheranism. Beliefs: Catholic; Lutheran . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (97%)





    5. Karl Marx, founder of Marxism, Marxist Communism. Beliefs: Jewish; Lutheran; Atheist; Marxism/Communism (89%)
  16. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Top Five.

    1. Galen, innovative Greek physician; surgeon to the gladiators, gained then-new anatomical knowledge; the profit motive, said Galen, incompatible with a devotion to the art of healing (100%)

    2. Ptolemy (Claudius Ptolemaeus), astronomer, mathematician and geographer (97%)

    3. Charles Darwin, biologist; described evolution. Beliefs: Anglican (nominal); Unitarian (94%)

    4. Hippocrates, Greek physician, known as the 'father of medicine'. He is credited with being the first physician to reject superstitious beliefs that blamed supernatural or divine forces with causing illness. (91%)

    5. Sigmund Freud, founded Freudian school of psychology/psychoanalysis (i.e., the ‘‘religion of Freudianism’‘). Beliefs: Jewish; atheist. Died of a posssibly unintentional morphine overdose (91%)

    OH MY GOD MAH TEXT IS RED AAWRARWARWPWTA. I didn't do it.
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    1. Johann Gutenberg, developed movable type; printed Bibles. Beliefs: Catholic (100%)



    2. Thomas Edison, inventor of light bulb, phonograph, etc. Beliefs: Congregationalist; agnostic (97%)



    3. Benjamin Franklin, American politician, inventor, publisher and originator of aphorisms. Ardent competitive swimmer who developed swim fins. Beliefs: Presbyterian; Deist . On the Veg-World.com list of famous vegetarians (95%)



    4. Johann Sebastian Bach, a composer whose works were practically forgotten for nearly a century, until Felix Mendelssohn called Bach a genius. Beliefs: Lutheran; Catholic (95%)



    4. Johann Sebastian Bach, a composer whose works were practically forgotten for nearly a century, until Felix Mendelssohn called Bach a genius. Beliefs: Lutheran; Catholic (95%)



    5. Ludwig van Beethoven, composer. Beliefs: Catholic (95%)



    6. Archimedes, father of experimental science. Beliefs: Greek philosophy. During the Siege of Syracuse he was killed by a Roman soldier despite orders that he should not be harmed. (92%)



    7.
    Galen, innovative Greek physician; surgeon to the gladiators, gained then-new anatomical knowledge; the profit motive, said Galen, incompatible with a devotion to the art of healing (92%)



    8. Ptolemy (Claudius Ptolemaeus), astronomer, mathematician and geographer (92%)



    9. Charles Darwin, biologist; described evolution. Beliefs: Anglican (nominal); Unitarian (90%)



    10. Dante Alighieri, poet. Exiled from his native Florence, He died never returning home (90%)
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    1.Benjamin Franklin

    2.Abraham Lincoln

    3.Thomas Jefferson

    4.Confucius

    5.Karl Marx

    This site is really intersting I think I'll check out some other surveys like dis.
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    lol.
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    Henry VIII. English King known for his political struggles with Rome which led to the formation of the Anglican church. Henry wanted a male heir, to avoid rival claims to the crown. He married sex women. Two marriages were annulled; two wives were beheaded, one died, one survived. Late in life, Henry became grossly overweight, covered with boils and had to be moved about with the help of mechanical inventions. (100%)

    Elagabalus, transsexual Roman emperor. He married and divorced five women, but his most stable relationship seems to have been with his chariot driver, whom he referred to as his husband. He also married a man named Zoticus, an athlete, in a public ceremony at Rome. Allegedly Elagabalus would paint his eyes, and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns and brothels. (94%)

    On to the not so interesting:
    Charles Darwin, biologist; described evolution. Beliefs: Anglican (nominal); Unitarian (91%)

    Karl Marx, founder of Marxism, Marxist Communism. Beliefs: Jewish; Lutheran; Atheist; Marxism/Communism (91%)

    Sigmund Freud, founded Freudian school of psychology/psychoanalysis (i.e., the ‘‘religion of Freudianism’‘). Beliefs: Jewish; atheist. Died of a posssibly unintentional morphine overdose (91%)

    I knew it.

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