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  1. Kalalification Guest

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    It was a sadistically cruel match. Both sides had leather armor and wooden swords, so they couldn't outright kill each other, but Toast broke Soviet's sword hand and after Soviet lost the ability to defend himself it just turned into one big kick-the-puppy event. Kick the puppy enough to splinter its bones and have one of these bone fragments pierce an artery.

    Round 2 has been concluded with a stunning victory by Link in another troll on troll match.
  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Disappointed I lost but still I can take on the Shaw soon, and Kali was my match epic?

    Lets take a look at the battles and see where I'm going to place my bets

    *Chelsea Vs Card: I place my bets on Chelsea for she is the true grand champion of azura
    *Lucy vs Kali: Hard to say but I think Kali will use his debate powers to gain victory
    * Lennin vs LK: Since Lennin is me in a past life I place my bets on him
    * tere vs demon: The power of texas mother fucker, so Demon will win
    * Matt vs Ronald: Jew power, so go matt
    * Mayor vs Toast: Toast without a doubt
    * Pedro vs Ler: Come on ler for communism
    * Observer vs Link: DIE OBSERVER DIE YOU BASTARD DIE.
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    Here's the notes I took directly after the match, without any of the flavortext I add in.

  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Well Disappointed by my defeat at the hands of Observer, If only I had a brain and poisoned my blades. But i died with honor at the field of battle and will go to sovengarde with SovietempireUSSR

    Now the battle with Shaw, will he be high during it?
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  6. Inquisitor burner of heretics

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    i wish to know the details of my match.
  7. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I wish you know as to why Stalin is not in the tournament?
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    Crap... Pedro beat me.
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    Haven't written up the full match summary for round 2 yet, since there are a lot of matches, but here's the raw notes I took:
    It's a community thing.
  10. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Ah O.k thanks for clearing that up, Now on to train to fight shaw.
  11. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    Not sure about that, since in that random fight with the hydra, he kept fighting without limbs until he bled out.
  12. pedro3131 Running the Show While the Big Guy's Gone

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    Are higher seeds beefed or anything or is it just completely random?
  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    LK Will go down, come on past me go kick some ass.
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    Nope, the seeds have nothing to do with the equipment or skills. However, if I've had someone use a skillset/weapons once I will have them use them again (maybe upgrade quality/skill level to even it out with their opponent). FYI your round was pretty awesome. You got stabbed in the shoulder, but took your other arm and used a grapple to break your opponent's sword arm. Kicks to the chest fractured Soviet's ribcage and a straight punch to the face knocked him to the ground. Ended the fight with a curb stomp.
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    YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD DEADTRAP!
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    Who am I facing in round 2?
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    You died already, now you're in the loser bracket with all the other losers.
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    The neck stab failed me! Nooooo... *contiunes on until the next movie is made* (free cookies for whoever gets the refrence)
  19. Romulus211 Proconsul

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  20. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Well, after I read the story with the hydra, I pretty much knew I stood no chance against card. So, did I go out with a bang, or was I flailing around on the ground like an idiot?

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