Spam spam spam. Yummy.

Nice... talking about sweden i was recently over there buying butter and what not. we have a whole butter crisis going on now.

Seriously its a mother fucking Pineapple dude, do you not see that. This is more amazing then when I learned Toast can type on the computer and sound like Scottish assholes.

It's not that amazing as chives.

Holy shit a chives, next your going to tell me we have a girl or a Jew on the forums.

We do have a reform Jew who named himself after Rahm Emanuel for the forums.

Do we have female?

Yes, the mysterious Female species do have a presence on this forum. :

WOW, When can I meet one of these legendary females and can I capture it?

Good luck capturing them, they have infiltrated the forums and they are elusive.

Is there any of these females i need to be aware of and what are there powers.

For that, seek out the one they call Romulus, he is the one most well-informed on the subject but be careful, for they might strike.

I heard Romulus is a m m mexican, should I be careful around him.

I have heard of this female called a Chelsea, What is that and is it dangerous?

OMG ITS ONLINE RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO I DO

Chelsea, only rumors exist, some say she is a siren who has killed many, others say she is an angel from the heavens who is here to purge us all. Personally I think OH FUCK THEY FOUND ME

RUN UNHOLY RUN INTO THAT CONVIENTLY DARK CAVE.

TELL THE PEOPLE IN THE MORNING THAT I HATE THEM ALL!

WAIT I'M COMING WITH YOU, RUN MOTHER FUCKER RUN DEEPER IN THE CAVE.

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