Siblings

I hate my brothers some times. One of them plays my XBox all day and night and bitches about it when I ask him to get off. Worst part, hes playing Skyrim, MY SKYRIM. So tell me about your annoying siblings.

I hated my siblings so much that I went back in time to prevent them from being born. Now I am a single child.

My mother used to be pregnent, then took an arrow to the Face, liver, stomach, heart, and anus.

My little sister has grown to be a little retard child that you'd typically see ranting and raving on about Justin Bieber or some other rediculous shit that's 'popular'. She, and my parents, came to visit me over the holidays, and the most she did was hide from the rest of the family, on my Xbox, playing Skyrim.

She killed an entire Orc village and replaced the save, so I can't do anything about it on that character. Most of what I said above are visible throughout the average day, when I was still living with my parents she got on my nerves all of the time.

I really fucking hope your mom walks in on you posting like this in the future. Talking about your mom taking an arrow to the anus, that's totally normal.

Normal like going back in time and murdering your sibling

No, it's not normal like that at all. Someone get zombie Freud in here, ASAP.

If we just say 'masturbation dream', we won't need him any more. Or is that the zombie Freud-raising incantation? I can't remember.

My brother and sister play CoD. I don't know what I did wrong, I tried to influx their minds with Battlefield and Skyrim, but they didn't listen, hopefully my brother won't grow to be a total dick.

I must admit 80% of COD's fanbase are complete assholes

It's fun to play with friends though, but it's even better to play with friends on Battlefield.

And yet none of them are on here...

Most of them were converted while watching Stalin, or were purged right away by our beloved mods.

HAH!

As you may or may not know, CoExIsTeNcE is my twin. To be absolutely honest, we get along great, because we learned to share. Skyrim has caused a schism in this relationship, though. lol.

And before he says it, I also have a half brother and sister which I haven't seen in a decade and will go no further into.

HEY GUYS I GOT AN IDEA!!!

LETS GO FURTHER INTO IT!!!

I'm really lucky to not have a brother that is not that big of a douche.
Well he was when he was like 13-14 and I was a first grader and he used to beat me and shit.It wasn't a great experience.Now he's not a douche anymore becouse he's working AHAHAHA!

People usually think Im the wild child of the family but Im not.My sister smokes like a chimney does way too much L.S.D./Cocaine/speed she can drink for days.She pretty slutty.Relies on me if something happens her.

My sister is the most annoying person I've ever met.

Well I just got in trouble because of my fucktard brother decided to pick a fight with me in front of my guests. I said "Fuck you" to him out of pure anger and now I'm in trouble because of that. And guess why he fought me over for, Skyrim.