I was thinking about this for quite some time, but I must finally unleash this revelation upon the world... GANDALF FOR PRESIDENT!
I think the forum would be thrown into mass anarchy if someone made an account and his/her name was bread. There would be thousands of debates and arguements if toast or bread was better then someone turns it into a giant deal and then spams the entire Off Topic and there is so many posts the Mods can't lock them all and they try to calm down the public but they fail and the spam turns into superthreads and soon videos of gay swedish men will pop up all over the site then people realize its just the internet and then met at the old oak try and fight to the death of which side is better then the mods make one last ditch effort to calm down both sides with chemical warfare and a video pops up on CNN of the battle. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14456050 And the Moderators retreat to the Russian thead where there are only 2 FUCKING TOPICS and soon nations pick sides on the battle and soon the Toast side charges the white house and gets mowed down by machine guns and then Korea just launches all there nukes to America and America retailiates until the whole world explodes! And with that big of an explosion the entire milky way rocks and then only half of the earth remains and it spins off course into Jupiter which explodes which is also a gas planet so the whole Galazy explodes into tiny tiny pieces and all you can see is a white nothingness... the whole galaxy is at limbo... but atleast Fox News didnt turn it into a thing bigger than it was. Goodnight everyone.
Quickly, someone call Napoleon and say for him to create an account named bread, then he can troll on Toast.
Maybe someone less annoying than Napoleon, or it'll be followed up with butter, jam, knife, toasted cheese sandwich, etc...
