The grand nation of Luxembourg hereby issues an ultimatum - Each nation of the planet is to pay tribute of 10'000 Virgins by Thursday of next week. The consequences of not doing so will be severe. (btw I'm Luxembourg)
The emperor of Luxembourg is pleased with the GDR, and hopes other nations will follow it as an example.
The whole point of MUN is for shits and giggles. Who cares as long as us normal people have fun. Edit: Saudi Arabia is enraged by the new world order and Saudi Arabia launches Chemical Warfare all over Luxemburg.
The emperor of luxembourg orders that his Orbital Missile Satelites launch an attack on Saudi Arabia. Thousands of missiles are launched toward Saudi cities and towns. He hopes this will serve as an example to any others who may question him.
Uhh america here.....yo fuck who the hell am i at war with? Sorry we had a big new years celebration and the nation was too drunk to give a fuck about forighn affairs. So is like USSR or some godless commies like that....except china we like china.
Saudi Arabian leader... fuck I forgot it but he hides in a french bunker with his allies and friends and civilians. He sends all of Saudi Arabia and Amercia Nuclear warheads to Luxembourg, Moscow, Berlin, Rome and Mexico City. The world has ended before it has started. Edit: The last places left that are habitable are Asia and the Americas. Surf has to restart it now but while we are waiting WW3 has started. Luxemburg Union vs Alliance of Democratic Nations.
... Well none of this happen... Any way I need a second in comand whose willing to be the person who comes up with stats and random events with me... Guys, the reason I will use stats so u guys don't Godmod like this...
Since luxembourg is part of wallonia, we declare war on luxembourg to unite them with wallonie. The Supermech is on its wat to Luxembourg. I ain't good with stats, but I'm good at yelling at people for doing things they aren't suppose to do.
America gets bored of waiting around to find out what happens and decides to nuke Africa because no one gives a fuck about Africa.
So I'm just gonna say thus once, you g-mod in the real game ur out We will be using the attacking system I'm using
We continue to G-Mod now right? Because lets face it the world is fuck Wait and then America launched a nuclear bomb of rainbows and kittens returning the dead to the land and everything back to happiness and lollipops and we all sang wonderful songs and praised Capitalism because their was no longer any dumb commies to ruin the world. *Also on a side note can i be america again for next one?
Yeah their was the original U.N when i was South Korea (which i eventually got bored and after the world started killing each other went fucked it and gassed Iran and North Korea) and now Im america in this one and launched kittens and rainbows of fire and love at people. Actually if their is one thing this thread has taught anyone of us, if any of us ever become a leader of a nation we will most likely start world war 3.
I was confused because you are America, so saying you wanted to be them in the "next" one, even though this isn't actually the game, confused me.
