The "Home Alone" Debate

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by LeonTrotsky, Dec 25, 2011.

  1. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Also the parents are fucking horrid parents and need to learn proper child care.
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    That's a given.
  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    They had tried to break into his house in Chicago before. This was the second time they were breaking into his house. And this time it was in New York...I would think they were after me too if they found me in New York after they had already tried to kill me in Chicago.
  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I won't even debate the chances of that happening in real life, I mean who tracks a family down across states just to rob a house of a kid they have failed many times at. I say go rob another house with less traps that are not going to light you on fire.
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    I know. That is exactly why if that happened I would think they were out to get me just like this kid is thinking.
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    He is propley thinking "Why the fuck haven't i sued my parents for child negelect and why haven't i just shot the idiots all ready"
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    Lol probably. I mean how can you not know your kid is not on the plane with you. I would sue the person checking everybody into the plane for letting him in without actually seeing if the person he claimed to be his dad actually was his dad.
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    I still don't get how the there wasn't any sort of death, or why the kid didn't call the cops.
  9. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    You lost me. I wasn't aware that I was supposed to pick a word to revolve my personal philosophies around.
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    In Home Alone 4 he finds a North Korean device or some shit and has to fight of some mercenaries who are trying to get it back. The Police are also incredibly incompetent and even after proving those merc guys or whatever the fuck is going on, were robbing houses, they were like, "DEEERRR HURRRR, NOPE!" and never helped out.
  11. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    Hmm... never knew that they did a fourth one... thanks.

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