I don't want to sound like a badass but... (insert joke here)

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  1. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Think you mixed up your decimals/commas there.
  5. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Where's "there"?
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    In the OP. You put a comma on the percentage, where the period should have gone, and a period in the number over 1,000, where the comma should have gone.
  7. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Really? I think that's right, actually. At least, it is in Dutch. Thanks for notifying me anyway.
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    It's the same in Spanish too.
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    Let's see...
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