Norwegian Alert!!!

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  1. Mikhail Kutuzov New Member

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    So, I am another Norwegian signing up. I am completely North Norwegian so I have an awesome dialect from birth!

    I am an average guy who loves Music, History, Geography and Soccer. Well... forget average. My friends say I am very special so whatever, really! I know extremely much random stuff, mostly useless stuff related to soccer, geography and history.

    I have been watching Stalin's vids quite some time now, and he even got me listening to some Russian music. Yeah, you read correct. However I don't speak Russian though I want to learn it. I also speak Norwegian, English and German + fluent sarcasm.

    I have my own taste of music and my own humor, so my friends say I am weird. I am sarcastic and I don't think anything would make me rage instantly.

    So, Nice meeting you guys!
    Mikhail Kutuzov, Jan 29, 2012
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    Welcome to our forums. Beware of the wild animals, dragonborn.
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    Yes another Norwegian! Let's sing/type our national anthem. "Ja vi elsker dette landet..."
    PineappleJoe, Jan 29, 2012
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    ...som det stiger frem...
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    ...ben ick van Duijtschen bloedt...
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    Welcome to the forums.
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    Welcome to the forums!
    Willkommen im Forum!
    Welkom op het forum!
    battleearl, Jan 29, 2012
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    zdrastvuite and welcome to the forums
    i think you are the 3rd norwegian here.
    bender, Jan 29, 2012
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    Spasibo everyone!
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    Welcome! So far we have 3 norwegians, 1 danishman, 1 icelandicman, and 1-2 swedes.We are building a good Scandinavian community.

    A few questions
    1. What is the difference between North Norwegian and South Norwegian
    2. What is the temperature of the water along your coast. (Because the gulf stream runs along it)
    3. What is you opinion on your fellow scandinavians, mainly the danish and the swedish.

    Edit: BTW 900th post!
    TheKoreanPoet, Jan 29, 2012
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  11. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Hello and welcome the forums, would you like a tour?
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    Welcome to the forums.Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times while Viking gives you a tour. If your hands or feet leave the vehicle, one of our many trolls will catch you. That is all. Have a pleasant roller coaster ride.
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    The tour will not be conducted as of right now as the tour guide needs to get sleep, but tomorrow say around 4 the tour will continue.
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  14. Mikhail Kutuzov New Member

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    I would very much like a tour! I need to get to know this place... Around 4 (GMT +1) sounds OK!

    1: North Norwegians are usually seen as weird and ones who swear a lot. The dialect sounds very open and more personal than Southern dialect (my opinion). It is a distinct difference.
    2: The temperature varies, but it is around 15-20 degrees Celsius in the summer.
    3: I think that both Swedish and Danish people are OK, even if we (Norwegians) usually make fun of Swedes for being stupid and Danish for speaking with a potato in their throats :D
    Mikhail Kutuzov, Jan 30, 2012
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    I get that a lot from swedes and norwegians, that danishmen sound funny.
    TheKoreanPoet, Jan 30, 2012
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  16. bender Well-Known Member

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    here is a funny video made by some norwegian comedians about tha danish language
    bender, Jan 30, 2012
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  17. SPQR Well-Known Member

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    That would be Jutland, which (from what I hear) is the asshole of Denmark.

    Like Texas.

    BTW: I'm the Icelandic guy, nice to meet you!
    SPQR, Jan 30, 2012
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    Jutland is Germany's middle finger.
    battleearl, Jan 30, 2012
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  19. Mikhail Kutuzov New Member

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    Well, they captured it, and showed it to the world in WWII
    Mikhail Kutuzov, Jan 30, 2012
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  20. bender Well-Known Member

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    its probably where i was on vacation a few years ago
    since it smelled like shite
    bender, Jan 30, 2012
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