I will die without your help.

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  1. matthewchris Guest

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    The title says it all. If you are a humane human being, with a heart, a soul, a left foot, you must donate your Dota 2 keys to me. Without them, I must face the humiliating commentary of the prepubescent villain known to you as Esac1122. And that could very well end my life.

    Thank you, and I love you all. Don't let me die.
    matthewchris, Feb 4, 2012
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  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Whats Dota?
    Romulus211, Feb 4, 2012
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    It's only the best and greatest strategy game right now. Google it or some shit. It's pretty popular. Also, find me a key to the beta.
    matthewchris, Feb 4, 2012
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    Yuck, RPG's enjoy your beta key whenever you get it.
    Romulus211, Feb 4, 2012
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    Dota isn't a RPG. It's a MOBA.
    matthewchris, Feb 4, 2012
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    Don't be such a drama queen.
    Esac's commentary is merely deranging.
    Eridian, Feb 4, 2012
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  8. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    What the fuck is a MOBA?
    Romulus211, Feb 4, 2012
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    Really? Either send it to me as a steam gift or send me the code in a PM. I will<3 u foreva.
    matthewchris, Feb 4, 2012
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  13. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Whats dota hurr
    esac1122, Feb 4, 2012
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  14. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    If you die can I get your wife and kids?
    MayorEmanuel, Feb 4, 2012
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    MOBA games are bad. Only WoW lovers play that garbage.
    Kalalification, Feb 4, 2012
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    You can have my wife and kids, sure. I have a strict no return policy though.
    lol tennis fag
    matthewchris, Feb 4, 2012
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  17. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    SCORE! Send them over to Iowa. I have a sweat shop just for them.
    MayorEmanuel, Feb 4, 2012
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    DOTA is a horrible custom map that should not be released as a standalone. I could steal codes from poland but i will only destroy them.
    theteremaster, Feb 5, 2012
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    You lost the right to say anything was garbage when you argued for CoD, against SC2, and started using that shitty signature.
    matthewchris, Feb 5, 2012
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  20. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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