Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

I don't think a teenage girl would respond too well to that.

If I give her that she would think I was gonna rape her.

Nonsense.

"Hello madam may I have your virginity?" Is what she will hear.

Yup.

Was she supposed to hear something else?

I wanna go out with you, not I wanna have sex with you.

Well dating usually leads to sex so....

While we're on the topic of girl troubles, how would you go about asking out a girl with Aspergers when you yourself also have Aspergers?

You would say "Hello I have Aspergers and it causes me to have an obsession over you, want to date?"

Tasteful Napoleon. Very tasteful.

Sir my name is not Napoleon. It's Dakota.

Alright Napoleon. You've learned how to disguise yourself better, and improved your writing style, but it's still not fooling anybody.

So, any serious advice?

I would assume a one sided conversation about a specific interest you have.

I will say this once more and and once more only I am not Napoleon. For he is dead. My name Dakota I hope this ends any conflicts between us in the future.

He thinks your Napoleon (the user who got banned and kept creating multi accounts) because you are in Kentucky and like to use quotes. But you definitely are not.

You know what I mean.

Awfully hard to grasp that we aren't calling you a dead man isn't it? You were even linked to something in another thread about the previous user here called Napoleon and have been told we don't mean the real Napoleon. Unlike Sly, I do believe that you are him.

Well when people say Napoleon from my experience people usually meant Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of France.

Nah I dont think hes him. He hasnt said much about the topics Napoleon would cling to, and Napoleon is a French not a history teacher. Also, the biggest thing is, Napoleon always colored his quotes and put a picture of the person he was quoting. However, I could be wrong.

And got banned because it was too obvious. Do you really expect him to keep the same if he wanted to come back?