In case something epic happens and you need last words of epicness: "I may die, but Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen will still be number 1" (Yes I made a Spongebob joke) "I have one solace: I caught 'em all" (Yes I made a Poke'mon joke) "i used to had one apples" (Just in case Kali kills you)
"You've got a NASCAR Car in your ass... just sayin' " Even Better one: "I be back, g- gu-... Faggot."