Me and Soviet are dating <3

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  1. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Can I be best man?
  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    So like my true love, Soviet (kisses) were talking about the dress code of the weddings, we are either considering naked or in military uniform (red army)
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    You should dress up as Stalin and he should dress up as Hitler.
  4. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Hey I can't marry someone unless I am wearing a full suit of samurai armor but you guys should all be naked with a soviet hat on.
  5. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Very well we will make an exception for you.
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    I'll get the whips so Rom and Lennin don't feel left out
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    Genius.
  8. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    We decided to have it on Ash Wednesday.
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    Brilliant date.
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    Have I told everybody that story about holocaust engagement party? I'm quite the party animal.
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    I made a Holocaust joke at my wedding. It was met with a lukewarm reception.

    The horrors of a open bar.
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  12. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Everything is allowed at the wedding even holocaust jokes.
  13. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Congratulations. Is it +1? Is it black tie or just Red Army attire? Oh I am soooo happy. So much to do! This will be fun!
  14. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    There can only be one gay couple on this forum. I challenge you to a dance off.
  15. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Oh my God that will be great!!! I hate to stereotype but Gays are great dancers so this is something to look forward to as well!!!!!!!
  16. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    Dancing to the death! Bread and Circuses for all my good man, Bread and Circuses for all!
  17. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I'm a terrible dancer actually, I cannot keep rhythm to save my life, all the pressure would be on my boyfriend.
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  18. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    AWWW!!!! Stereotype busted!!!
  19. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I probably meet any other gay stereotype you can think of though.
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    ... Glitter Bomber?

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