Why President Obama sucks

She does. Bachmann is off the wall kind of crazy.

No one can do that except Glenn Beck.

Think about a Glen Beck, Sarah Palin presidential ticket...

I thought about it and my brain cells began to build a rocket to escape such thoughts.

If you thought a Palin Obama debate would be great just imagine the entertainment from a Beck Obama debate.

That would be the greatest thing in the history of man. Throw in our Stalin, Jon Stewart, and Tyler Perry you could make a show out of it.

I could die a very happy man if i saw that. It's like pure comedy gold!

"Tyler Perry presents Old Racist Guy, Young Let's Player, Liberal Satirist, and "The Man Himself" Debate!!!"

I think everyone would sit there, holding back laughter, the whole time while Beck went on some crazy rant, about everyone else in the debate being a Leftist-Fascists and then crying for ten minutes.

It would be quite great.

Baachmans's version of America History: In 1492, George Washington landed in America and created the constitution. Abe Lincoln then deciided to rebel against Washington and create the Condeferate States of America, which consisted of Ontario and Maine. Then FDR came along, freed the slaves and then turned America socialist and allied them with the USSR. Luckily, the Republcans took power and freed us from socialist tyranny, and invaded Britain and France and then Germany and killed Hitler.

She forgot when Teddy Roosevelt invaded Mexico to stop their nuclear weapons program.

With his Dinosaur Calvary Divisions, which totally decimated the Bear Calvary the Soviets supplied the Mexicans.

Then a meteor hit.

And Teddy shielded all the American from the blast with his magical powers. I remember having to write a 15 page paper about it for U.S. History. Best Paper Ever.

And God chose her to rebuild the world.

And then Mr. Gorbachav tore down that wall!

And then Hulk Hogan allied with My Little Pony.

Then Soviet Union Collapsed and everyone loved the U.S.A. Then nothing happened until 9/11 then nothing happened until Obama's election, seems right to me.

This is the best off-topic thread ever.