Me and Soviet are dating <3

No dude Newt Gingrich.

You should invite Boris Yeltsin.But don't let him close to the booze.

Also are you BOTH going to have a bachelor's party?

ALL CAN JOIN.

no george bush
he is probably going to think he is sitting next to santa.

And then everyone will fight to death over which side is right.

Everybody here is dating, except for me

How to get a date
1. Murder someone
2. Get caught
3. Go to prison
4. Find big tall black guy
5.?????
6. Profit.

Admit its the easiest way to get someone to first rape you, and then date you.

I aint no dang dirty homo!

It's o.k you can come out when you need to. *pats on back* we'll be here for you.....


....Not really.

I still desire a fellow Autist as a gf. Though, they are very hard to find.

They either don't exist, or Toast killed them all off.

They do exist. However, because Autism is caused by the X Chromosome, they're much rare. four every 4 guys are diagnosed with Aspergers, there's only 1 girl who gets diagnosed.

Men get Autism more because they are superior, its just pure simple fact.

I don't want to get fucked up the ass though.

Who says you have to get fucked up the ass, just fuck them up the ass, or have them suck your cock. far better.

i also have asbergers

I have gone to the conclusion that all of us have some sort of mental disorder.

*Aspergers

Hi Napoleon

what

I FUCKING KNEW IT.