God Help Me

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  1. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    At dinner a few minutes ago my step-dad just called Italy a 3rd world country. He then proceeded to say they don't have rugs because it is too wet there, and that they don't have septic like America does. Then he goes on to say they just became democratic. The fail is just too much...
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    Tell your dad you love him and that the upcoming euthanasia is necessary.
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  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Well my dad is from Italy (came here in 1980). This is my step-dad who thinks he knows everything but knows nothing, who I am talking about.
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    His stepdad also thinks the Queen in England is an authoritarian dictator who has all the power in England and her "empire". God help us all.
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    Murder him in his sleep.
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    As I am typing this, I am laughing hysterically.
    My God, I've nothing to tell you, there is just no way you or any person in this world can fix him.

    Also, I bet your family get along nicely, don't they?
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    My step-dad is bi-polar and has excessive compulsive disorder. He likes to deny any of that exists, claiming it is all a ploy for doctors to gain money. He also flips out any time he does not get his way, and flipped out at me multiple times for not saying "thank you" at dinner "with enthusiasm." Did I mention he made me say thank you to him when I made my own peanut-butter and jelly sandwich because he bought the peanut butter and jelly? He also gets mad if I go to sleep at 9:46 instead of my bed-time of 9:45 on school nights.

    All that considered, I'd say we get along swimmingly.
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    Tell the police that he molested you, that will get rid of him, and destroy his life so I recommend against it.
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    Why did you even mention it?
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    You should deport him back to Mars.
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    what does your mom see in him?
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    Nothing at the moment. When we first met him 8 years ago he seemed fine. Now she literally just stays with him because she has nowhere else to go.
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    Damn that sucks, try to get your mom to become a cougar so she can set you guys up with some rich old guy.
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    She says she doesnt want to get in another relationship again (this is the third time she was married and she's 54.)
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    Time for you to make him "disappear".
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    Well I guess your stuck with him, at least until your 18.
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    Well my dad lives right next door. (It's a long story, I'll explain it to you if you want)
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    Move in with your papa.
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    I would but he works like all day and my mom won't let me.
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    Well if you've tolerated your fake dad for awhile you can stand him a little longer.

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