Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

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  1. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    Well, for one shes in 8th grade and I'm a freshman...for two idk shes one of those girls that's hard to read. But she told me she likes me and her and my friends confirmed this so I'm like fuck it it can't hurt to ask.
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    That feel when no Aspergers GF for me
    That feel when not even a nerdy Neurotypical girl.
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    If you get nervous, bail out, smoke a bowl, and try again.
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    Is Marijuana your universal problem solver?
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    If I gave a joint to a girl, would they become my gf? :3
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    You can give a girl anything these days to woo her. You could give her a turkey dinosaur and she would suck your cock.
  8. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Probably.
  9. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    I think I can see why.
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  10. Toast Well-Known Member

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    What, you didn't know that turkey dinosaurs were an aphrodisiac?

    It's the oldest trick in the book
  11. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Sex master Toats teaching me the secrets of love.

    Tell me, what exactly do they do to a woman?
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    It's like the gay becan, women have turkey dinosaur receptors lodged in the back of their heads, and the delicious aroma of the turkey dinosaur instantly initiates promiscuity.
  13. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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  14. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    This sounds amazing! I assume these are a Scottish only delicacy?

    Also, you just reminded me of how much I miss Crownedman.
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    Dumbass there's no women in scotland. Toats acquired this knowledge from his travels in the land of england.
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    Turkey dinosaurs inhabit the volcanoes of Holland.

    smoke weed everyday
  18. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Think you could send me some after your next trip?
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    get ouyt of mein izba grushjenka

    neigh
  20. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I said that's what you DONT do.
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