Christ Rob. I'm reaching around a 10 on the jealousy scale. Message count = 1 so unless I've missed something, welcome!
Well, maybe a little. I'm only human though. Mostly, I was waiting for some mass effect crack and meandered onto the forums, and realized I hadn't said anything yet in the 3 or so years I've been watching STALIN.
Are we talking about Bizzaro Napoleon? His less short more angry doppelgänger, sent through time to stop the French from surrendering all the time.