This Thread Is Also Inspired By The Lord Of The Flies, But Better

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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    What would happen if all the active members of the forums were stranded on a deserted tropical island, akin to the book, The Lord of The Flies? What would you do? I would probably start a marijuana/mushroom farm and build a hippie paradise around it.
    Et tu, forums?
  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Try and build a group and community center and try and elevate my position to one of leadership.
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    Inform Stalin that The Shaw and Rom have broken away from the camp and started their own camps.
  4. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    Kill everybody and live happily till the end of the times with a voleyball called Wilson.
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  5. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Out of what? Twigs? If you want, you could try making concrete out of our hemp, but we would demand something in return!
    @Chives
    You better leave the hippies alone, or we'll, we'll, form a drum circle around you and surround you in a wall of pot smoke and psychadelic rock music. That's right.
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    Build a raft, get terrorized by some weird natives, contact a boat, escape, come back, kill Satan, and go to limbo.
  7. ComradeLer Proud Anti-Patriot

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    Gather up, and try to factionalize the reds, take over as many island resources as we can, and start up a system of equal distribution between us.

    Also, try to set up some sort of a cooperation pact with another large group on the island.
  8. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Don't we already have a Minecraft server?
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  9. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Well all the psychoactives belong to me, I already called them. The reds can't have them. Unless they want to buy them.

    Hmm. Interesting point you bring up. But is everybody on the minecraft server? Nope.
  10. ComradeLer Proud Anti-Patriot

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    We will discuss the possibility of a trade agreement at the next General assembly. Is there anything in particular that would like to trade them for?
  11. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Your slaves. Or musical instruments. Whichever is easier for you.
  12. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I'll be like Jack I suppose who wants to be my hunters?
  13. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    If I would be stranded to a deserted island alone I would try to survive.
    If I would be stranded to a deserted island with other forum members I would help us get out of the island and surive as a group.
  14. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    There is little chance of escape, we shall have to survive on the island until somebody finds us.
  15. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    AH WOORD GURTHA MAH MURTS AND WE WOORD MAKE A BEER FURM AND GURT DRUNK !
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    My first work of business would be liquidating the dirty commies. Only then will I progress onto greater goals. I will organize the members of the forum into groups depending on their physical form and intelligence (or lack thereof). Once the groups are formed, I will assign roles to them. For example, the weakest in physical form will be made to draw-up blueprints for the construction of housing, tools, etc. The physically fit will be made to acquire essentials. As most of the people on here are going to lean towards the more weaker fitness, many will have to be systematically exterminated. Additionally, anybody who questions my authority will be executed.

    Then I will begin to organize my island. The physically fit will have constructed outrigger canoes by this point and when that is done food won't be so much of a problem. However, the most physically fit and intelligent people will be give higher quality food like fruit from the island. The weaker will have to eat fish or nothing at all. By this time, at least a month should have passed. It is at this point that I will begin reformations. As there are only 3 women on this forum to my knowledge, they will not have the choice of a mate. Instead, the most physically fit and intelligent will breed with them whether they like it or not. By the time there are births we should have been rescued. Before being rescued, however, I will ask the most trustworthy to kill everybody on the island including themselves. Then I can go on to write books.
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  17. C_G Well-Known Member

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    That is a good question.
  18. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    Me my Ipod, tons of reggae some good kush and some pineapples. Lying on the beach just chillin all day.
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  19. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I'd follow through with whatever fits my views correctly, and try not to be a leader figure which would attract much attention.


    With what instruments, man! What instruments!
  20. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    I hope you remembered to charge the battery.

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