"All right, follow me please. Let's start, at your left you have the library, down there is the pool, and oh, that's the masturbation area. Say hi to the newcomers Bob!"
I can't believe somebody actually went out of there way to tell people this. Like it would do any good anyways. Also, how the fuck do you clog a shower with semen!? This raises many questions, questions that I don't want to even read or hear about.
This seems like a major health risk. We should place these signs everywhere, because as long as there are signs, there are sharp edges!
I wonder if that dude who did the LadderGoat video saw this. He would be shitting bricks like a machinegun spews bullets.