Dutch Master Race is banned for telling me I can't be his "No shit Sherlock" person. Or is that position filled?
Is it filled? No shit, Sherlock! I'm that person! Shisno is banned for (no shit!) trying to take my epic position.
I'M SUPAH SORRY SIR! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I SWEAR! But you are banned for not informing me of his position sooner.
FeyBart is banned for not understanding the greatness of the almighty Vermin Supreme! ALL HAIL VERMIN SUPREME! FREE PONIES!