Forum Conspiracy Theories

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  1. bender Well-Known Member

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    there are tiny cameras in ham...they're called 'hameras'
    bender, Apr 22, 2012
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  2. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Then we must all turn kosher! Try spying on us with your hameras now!
    Chelsea366, Apr 22, 2012
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    What're they going to film, though, my stomach? Ham's too tasty to give up.
    UnitRico, Apr 22, 2012
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    Yes, the Illuminati needs to see what else you eat and the inner workings of the Dutch body so they can control us!
    Chelsea366, Apr 22, 2012
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  5. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Damnit, didn't we get rid of those fuckers millions of years ago?
    UnitRico, Apr 22, 2012
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    They will copy our superior digestion, and genetically modify cabbages to be as superior human beings as us.
    Bart, Apr 22, 2012
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    They're like roaches, they never go away. Before you know it they will know all the foods you like and have mind control chemicals and or microscopic robots that will implant themselves in your brain to control you, in all of your favorite foods.
    Chelsea366, Apr 22, 2012
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  8. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Wait, aren't you confused with the Jews?
    Bart, Apr 22, 2012
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    No. The Jews try to go about world domination by controlling the global economy.
    Chelsea366, Apr 22, 2012
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    Right. What were the commies doing at this point, again?
    Bart, Apr 22, 2012
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  11. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Sacrificing dirt to the farming gods?
    UnitRico, Apr 22, 2012
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  12. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    CoExIsTeNcE, is actually William Spencer Downing in disguise!
    LeonTrotsky, Apr 22, 2012
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    Everybody is Napoleon,TheShaw isn't a Pothead he only uses that to cover up his random urges to say nonsense,
    Matt was a Israeli Secret Service agent who left the forum becouse we didn't interefere with the jewish economic domination,Toast is banned becouse he knew that the mods and admins are Illumianti Freemasons,Chelsea is a guy,and Sly is an alien.
    ddbb089, Apr 22, 2012
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  14. Tyrion Lannister New Member

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    Conspires on a forum I think that's a bit ridiculous don't you agree. It's just a forum not real life not a country not government. Just a forum, pardon me I know I'm new but still conspires on a forum that's ah bit much.
    Tyrion Lannister, Apr 22, 2012
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    since you have not named a particular forum i was part of an insane plot back a when i was banned. apparently half the blood lily forums were secretive illuminati agents and the mods were using my account to speak to the masses.
    theteremaster, Apr 22, 2012
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  16. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    You'll learn that nothing is too much for this forum.
    LeonTrotsky, Apr 22, 2012
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    Ah what fun we shall all have breaking your sanity and making you one of us.
    Chelsea366, Apr 22, 2012
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  18. Tyrion Lannister New Member

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    I'll never join you! I can withstand anything, I once drank 4 shots of tequila and was still standing until the fifth shot.
    Tyrion Lannister, Apr 22, 2012
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    That's nothing. I once drank a liter of water straight, and it barely made me dizzy.
    Bart, Apr 22, 2012
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    OH MY! How are you still alive? After such a dangerous drink such as "WATER"!
    Tyrion Lannister, Apr 22, 2012
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