Forum Conspiracy Theories

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  1. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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  3. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    Tequila! I drank 4 gallons of gasoline for breakfast this morning!
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  4. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    I should have expected a comment like this one, yet it made me laugh pretty foolishly.
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    Well it didn't help that you made a thread saying the world should be a Matriarchy. And that 100% of all active women posters are mods.
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    He's just hoping he can have wild freaky cyber sex with them if he grants them positions of power.
  7. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    That some people hate Rick Perry...

    That is just a crazy conspiracy however.
  8. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Here's one for you, General Bonaparte is actually Rick Perry! He's been trying to win votes by pretending to be someone else on internet forums. His obsession with all things Perry makes it obvious.
  9. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Shh!!! You can't tell anyone. If they find out I was with you Commies all day Rove would have my hide.
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    I know for sure a certain member who wants to overthrow the forums by hacking because he got banned for life, I think we know who.
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    Only 0,019472% of estimated male population of this forum are staff members and 40% of estimated female population of this site are staff members. I wonder why there's conspiracy... I say you are a feminist!
  12. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    I want Napoleon back,
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    You´re all out to get me! *covers behind a barricade*
  15. VladimirGLenin Well-Known Member

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    THE FEMINIST CONSPIRACY!!!!!! OMGZ WTFBBQZ!!!!!!! or what deadtrap pretty much said..
  16. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    you don't even know who he was.

    also i heard a conspiracy that comradeler was attracted to cheflegel.
  18. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    Well lets see. I'm being mind controlled by the mods (obviously) and have an insane attraction to their collective dick. Well, that's how it goes anyways! But I still say Matt left the forums because Matt is secretly a member of the Mossad and has been on a mission to track Che down for the past 10 years. He finally located Che, in North Carolina of all places! ;)
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    Don't bother bracing yourself.
    It's too late.
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