About the female population of the site, I personally know at least three females IRL who lurk here. Yes I've tried convincing them to join, and I don't blame them for declining. I'll just say that they're fans of some of the members here, I'll leave you guys to guess which ones. As for forum conspiracies, I love the one where the mods, who are hand picked by and personal friends of Stalin, are actually ruthless tyrants who silence the slightest hints of opposition without mercy and actually have an underlying desire to harm this site. Related to that, there's a great conspiracy theory that's basically if you don't think the mods are evil demons, then you must be ardent fanboys sucking their dicks, and of the mind that the mods are 100% perfect in every way and all of their actions are flawless.
According to my guesses...Probably Stalin himself, Chives and...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. lololo, I wish that would be true though
stalins beard is not a beard, but an animal trained to stay very still. it collects and condenses the tears of children to nourish it self.
I thought conspiracy theories were supposed to be false? Unless..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I remember the conspiracy that you and LenninsBeard had some gay shit going on in the forums, but you stopped right as we started to know the truth.
Ok new one!!! What's the best and longest lasting conspiracy theory that this forum has ever experienced?