For too long the Dutch have claimed to be the faction of the forum. That ends today. The Cult of Chives and his German compatriots will no longer stand for it. I won't give you some long winded speech today. We've all seen this coming and we all know why it's here. This isn't a time for speeches, it's a time for action. This is a formal declaration of war. My people, my brothers, rise with me against these usurpers of the deposed Capitalist faction. Together we will destroy these bastards. We are the only way forward. Now, we send them to darkness!
Dear follows of the Dutch and those who have remained neutral to the conflict. Chives and his wretched group come here today come here today to enslave are very being, which they have attempted since there very arrival. There evil knows no bound, while we save you from the evils of the communist this Chives person wishes to enslave you, when we worked hard to ensure the greatness of this land and are supreme queen gave you bread and land, Chives took it away. Some might ask have the Dutch done to warrant such actions, the answer is nothing. We who liberated you from the communist, we who allowed you to live your life in peace,Chives wishes to instill fear across the land to kill us were we stand send the rest of us into chains, be warned my friends this Chives is not to be trusted and this act means war. This is a war of aggression started by Chives and his cult, we did not start this war but we will finish it. FOR THE QUEEN, FOR THE DUTCH, AND FOR WHATEVER THE 3RD THING WAS. (All who wish me rise up and yell for the Dutch, all who are against us, I apologize but this is the end)
Don't be made fools by this pathetic puppet. I ask you, all of you. Who among you has received bread from the Dutch? Who has received land? And when did I take it away? I ask, what have they done to "save" you from the communists? I ask, when did the communists hurt you? Who here, beside this puppet, would call me evil? He asks you what have the Dutch done to warrant these actions. I tell you they are usurpers. They have no claim to their power, nor their authority. To only cement in your minds that this puppet is a fool, he himself has said that my declaration of war has forced him into a war. Only a fool could say such a redundancy. There are those who would question why I should be followed. I answer why not? For more than 60 days I've been reforming, reorganizing and improving this community. I partook in founding the community channel. I reformed and revived the NKVD Clan. In my humility I abstained from joining the race in the last Tribunal election. I hold a permanent seat on the War Room. I host game nights and movie nights most every week for this community. I am the Leader of the NKVD. The question is not, "Why would one follow Chives" The question is, "Why would one not follow Chives" There is no doubt that the Cult of Chives is the only faction worthy of the power and authority the Dutch have stolen. And before any of you ignore me and side with the Dutch. Bare in your mind that their puppet poster child, Viking Socrates, has at least once created a multi-account. A crime punishable with a banning. Don't be fooled by corrupt Dutch smooth-talkers. Do what you know is right.
I won't play the stupid games of the Dutch, nor will I lie to you. I won't bring you boobs. Neither will the Dutch. The difference is I admit it.
I would show the pic with Stalin photo shopped onto a girl in a bikini but I can't seeing how my computer hates me because it has been hacked by chives.
The leader of the Dutch is one of the communists, me. Anyways have fun warring with my minions. Everyone who supports Chives in this will go to hell, fact. One created by me, where you hear nothing but Justin Bieber music, the internet is completely censored, all games have been turned into shitty mmos that charge you every day, the only job is school janitor, masturbation and sex are illegal and Rick Santorum is president.
Before anyone falters, keep in mind that this is a hell made @Chelsea366 herself. Never forget that fact.
Thus shower her power to create worlds, thus she can create a world of unbelievable happiness but only for those who serve the Dutch.
