Regardless, my plan was the most thought though since Liechtenstein is an actual nation and I drew a map. So let's do my plan.
I was looking specifically for the bomb article, but the others are pretty comical too though. http://www.theonion.com/search/?q=liechtenstein
I think us northerners need to be supported by Switzerland, and the south can be supported by Austria.
No, we need Austria! They have Hitler, Schwarzenegger, and Bruno! What do the Swiss have? Cheese? Knives? @sirdust? Bah!
Well, fuck that scrub noise, I'd rather fight on the side of Switzerland. North side is stupid lookin' anyways.
and after we get northern Liechtenstein, we should get north Luxembourg and then north Monaco. We shall spread the great Stalin Empire one northern parts of mirco nations at a time.