An extremely American political quiz

Hardcore Democrat yo

Deus, te carent grammatica.

CHEATER!!! YOU LOOKED THAT UP!!!

9
12
5
2
Hardcore Democrat

It is still an American test so it is kind of wierd/stupid to foreigners.

You can't prove that.

*weird*

Mesa be Dutch.

Cool.

I was going to respond to loads of shit, but decided not to for plenty of reasons. Then, I took the test:

The following are your scores. They are based on a gradual range of 0 to 12. For instance, a Conservative/Progressive score of 3 and 0 will both yield a result of social conservative, yet 0 would be an extreme conservative and 3 a moderate conservative

Conservative/Progressive score: 9
You are a social progressive. You generally consider yourself a humanist first. You probably think that religion and patriotism go too far in society. You probably consider yourself to be a citizen of Earth first rather than a citizen of your country.

Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 8
You are a Moderate Capitalist. You support an economy that is by and large a free market, but has public programs to help people who can't help themselves or need a little help. Pretty much you believe in the American economy how it currently is.

Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 4
You're a Moderate. You think that we all have certain inalienable rights that must be protected, but that sometimes laws need to be made to protect the majority's lives or quality of lives. You might think that the 2nd amendment isn't necessary anymore because letting everyone a gun is extremely dangerous to the community. You might also be against illegal drug use or public pornography because of its possible harmful effects to society.

Pacifist/Militarist score: 7
You're a Moderate. You think that in very rare occasions, the United States should invade a country in order to make the world better by spreading democracy or ending a tyrants rule. You also think that defense is very important, and we shouldn't lower the defense budget. You think that, while the Iraq War probably was a mistake, that we can make the world a better place by sticking with it and spreading democracy in the middle east.

Overall, you would most likely fit into the category of Democrat

I did say the US was spending too much on defence, so it didn't get that part exactly right, and because I lack pretty much any economical knowledge, I have no fucking clue if that makes much sense.

Lolfail, try again.

@UnitRico If you think the defense spending is too great, what thing would you cut from United States armed forces.

Damn it! I have a rough understanding of Latin.

I don't know the entire budget, but if you have such a gigantic debt, the military would be the first thing I'd make cuts in. But, as I said, I have just about no economical knowledge, so I might just be spewing total and utter bullshit here.

Well, it's pretty rough. "carent" refers to multiple people in the third person. I don't know if the exclamation of "God" in that sentence would imply you actually talking to God, as that would make a difference in Latin. But if we'd ignore that, I think the sentence would be something like: "Deus, grammaticam cares.", if I remember my grammar correctly.

This reminds me of Monty Python...

Not that you mention it...


@GeneralofCarthage, I want this damn wall painted all over with that sentence! You have until tomorrow...wait, whose tomorrow, actually, yours or mine? Hmm, let's do yours, mine's two hours from now, that'd be a bit unfair.

Conservative/Progressive score: 3


Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 9
Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 5

Pacifist/Militarist score: 0

Overall, you would most likely fit into the category of Moderate
YEAH I LIKE IKE

Although, that makes you a moderate American.
Which would make you rather conservative in a lot of places.

Yes, I suppose so.