Crazy Motherfucking Dreams

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  1. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Last night my dream contained the usual swords and running, but this time it was modern day and I had lightning powers like from highlander. It was a funny ass dream I only remember the beginning and end.
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    I once dreamed it would rain during Lunch and I'd leave out my school supplies in the rain. But in reality I moved the supplies to my locker, remembering the dream, and it rained.

    Freaky shit man.
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    Is it as freaky as Deja vu?
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    Last night I had thsi dream I found a giant basket full garnets,rubys,emeralds,diamonds,amythst and sapphire's then I took as many as I could in my inventory as I could by the way this was in lair of werewolf druagers. I was my skyrim character who is a level 79 stealth wizard. So was walking out when a dragon the size of a city came out of the ice blew a ice tornado at me so I made giants ward and summoned a giant dwarven gundam and I piloted it to kill the big ass dragon. Then there was a party for me in black reach. Every guild and npc was ther in party outfits and sexy demon ladys were passing out drinks and giveing people lap dances there was music and that giant ball in the center of balck reach was a dico ball and Sheogorath and was the DJ.[IMG]
  5. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    I think you may be playing too much Skyrim.
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  6. Chives Newest Member

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    That is too much to ask.
  7. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Nothing is too much for the power of lucid dreaming.
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    i remember a dream i had
    i was playing a game and stalin was the character.
    in soviet russia, game plays you.
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    Thought you dreamed in binary :(
  10. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    One time, I had a dream where me and Jesus fought a giant Viking army in either Charlotte or Manhattan. We won, of course. The other one is a dream where I was Samuel L. Jackson narrating a movie where John McCain and Barack Obama had to fight their way back from the future to save the past. They had to fight future special forces in a dystopian Chinatown. It was awesome. I was Samuel L. Jackson and I was TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES IN THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY CHINATOWN!

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    I also had a dream where I was one of the soldiers in Spencer's Total War LP's. We were defending a fort from Napoleon made out of crappy 2x4's arranged in odd angles. Spencer's face was made of clouds and giving commands. All I could think during the entire thing was "Jesus, our commander is retarded, why are we charging?"
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  11. bender Well-Known Member

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    only sometimes.
    i also Hallucinate in binary.
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  13. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    We know, you like to dream about funny Australian dudes, but seriously, you can post your own Gifs, you don't need to rely on others to find them for you.
  14. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    That must have been the best dream ever. Spencer would be proud.
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    Well I was hoping he would post a gif of one of his dreams.Anyone know a site where I can make my own gifs?
  16. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    Not really. To be honest, I my dream he was a pretty shitty commander. I mean, most of the people there had like, pipes and sticks and he just kept saying 'Open fire' and 'Charge' and 'Terrible, terrible damage".
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