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Adorable.

There are no maps in a thread about maps.

This was a colossal failure.

I beg to differ.

I love how East Timor is clearly labelled, but the Portuguese archipelago's Azores and Madeiras aren't.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

I care not for your petty Portuguese land squabbles, and neither did the cartographer from the looks of it.

Your map is invalid since Libya is not the true Gaddafi Green.

It has a sand colour, that's kinda fitting.

It's not my map, I just found it.

Well with your logic Antarctica must be a big desert then.

Ehh...well, under that ice, it probably is, I guess...

Secret world of the molemen more likely.

Wasn't it the land of the nazis and Elvis?

I once heard that Elvis was the Loch Ness monster.

Totally, man. We should go fishing there using peanut butter and banana sandwiches to find out.

Might as well bring the tinfoil hats too. Y'never know when aliens could turn up.

Exactly. Although they always seem to crash in either Russia or the US, so we'll be safe in Scotland.

Mind you, I've also read somewhere that Elvis is actually an elephant, so he could in on the subcontinent or Africa.

Well, if I've learned one thing from GTA, it's that Elvis is very much alive.

Somebody once told me Michael Jackson will also rise from the dead, like in Thriller, but different.

If it's in the form of a fucking hologram, kill them.