Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but I make a multi that continues the fight.

I wish for pizza pie.

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish for curry.

Granted but a Black Mamba is served with the dish your curry is on.

I wish for a laser-scope.

Granted unfortunatly it is your birthday and for a present you get a laser-scoped sniper rifle bullet to the face.

I wish I would get something cool for my next Birthday.

On your birthday you get bivouacked near the summit of a mountain, you die of frostbite.

I wish that Jack had made a wish. Preferably one I could easily corrupt.

I make a wish for more wishes.

Granted, but these wishes are stolen from you.

I wish Jack read the rules of this game.

I can no longer wish since Shisno stole them, and as such I cannot fulfill Shisno's which,

I wish I would read the directions.

Granted, but you become blinded.

I wish Jack wouldn't take these wishes so seriously and I also wish he remembered I only stole the wishes he conjured up.

Granted, but then you die inexplicably.

I wish for lemons.

Granted, but you can't make lemonade with it.

I wish for a combustible lemon to burn people houses down.

A combustible lime burns your house down.

I wish for coca cola.

Granted, but a pixie turns it into Pepsi

I wish for an unlimited supply of Coca Cola.

You drown in RC.

I wish Jack would actually play the game.

I can't I have no more wishes, I am merely here to be awesome.

I wish Jack had more wishes.

Granted, but he fails to grasp the concept of the fucking thread and so fucking pisses me off, resulting in his death.

I wish for a successful Magna Mundi release.