We are all dead comrades in the Stalin Subway

I'm the one that got shot.

I'm was one of the guys in the guard towers. I was just about to read Comrade Stalin's speeches when I heard some gun shots. I stood up to see what was going on and before I could figure it out I was shot in the head.

I'm the father, spoiler alert, I fuckin' died.

Make sure you read Ghost Comrade Stalin's speeches

Maybe this ties into the Metro storyline somehow...

I'm the one dude doing paperwork in the room when Stalin busts in with a Shapagin, and put 7 bullets in my head while my secretary just sort of stood there, Video 1, 17 minutes, 10 seconds in.

"Make sure you read Comrade Stalin's Speeches" will be the greatest forum meme since "Jason!"

I was the The guy doing paper work gunned down by Stalin, I was writing a note to my wife telling her to read Comrade stalins Speeches.

And she never will now. Are you happy Stalin (our Stalin)?

If only FPS games showed how many kids and if the person is married before you Gun them down.

If only.

I was the prisioner shot in the head by Stalin, while thinking about his speeches.

I don't get it, i'm assigned to guard absolutely fuck-all, and before I can get over how boring the posting is, one of my fellow guards blasts his way down the corridor and I get shot in the head. Three times. Didn't get to read Comrade Stalin's speeches either.
By the way, is the 'Stalin Subway' the Trans-Polar Mainline?

I was only a builder at the university, standing with a soldier and staring at a pile of sand, when a crazy chekist ran in and shot us both.

I was the soldier who ran past unwittingly through Stalin's line of fire on my vital mission to deliver Comrade Stalin's speeches.

Way to go Brosef Stalin.

I was doing my paperwork in my office and some manic ran in with a PPSH and opened up on me. Remember to read comrade Stalin's speeches.

I called my son a bastard for no good reason.

That's probably why he's going around and killing all of these people.

Already said that, so thanks.