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  1. Chives Newest Member

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    @Mobmaster
    @Ozan
    Rather than go through the trouble of finding every post you two have ever made and explaining how all of everything you two have collectively said has made this entire community dumber, I'm just going to inform you that you're the reason Jesus died.
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  2. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    +1 , we definetly fucked up. But if we are the reason jesus died, didn't we then save humanity from sin?

    Ozan plz, get real, just gonna state one simple thing:
    Englands hedgemony: 1700-1914
    America's hedgemony: 1945-present, but fading rapidly, will be interesting if the end date is set in 2001 or 2003.
    Bassically saying, We ruled the world longer, and people generally hated us less.
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    YOU!
    YOU ARE THE FUCKING SIN!
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  4. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    So wait now i'm sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, fuck yeah!

    thx for the sig material though.
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    How dare you compare yourself to Jesus.
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    So wait Jesus = Sex, drugs and Rock 'n' Roll = Sin = Me? And i think you're the one who just compared me to Jesus. So, thanks i guess, never really met the guy, but his Biography said he was pretty cool
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    If I wasn't strictly a professional, I'd ban you for stupidity.
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    I was going to say we should allow bans for stupidity, but then I realized we would lose the entire forums......except Vulcan of coerce because he is a beacon of intelligent in this dim world.
  9. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    I am really suprised you didn't actually...

    also you can't be strictly a professional, that makes no sense
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    Can I kill Jesus too?
  11. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Ah, I see your brain is made of Jell-O.

    You, as an Englishman (a respected society of people which live in equal respect of the Welsh, the Scottish, and some Irishmen under the same house and clearly love the English) have set themselves up with MANY friendly cultures through out the past. I mean, they got along with the Spanish, various German states, the French, and various other states within Europe.

    Did I say got along? I meant hate with a passion. Especially the French (god, why do you two hate each other so badly...?).

    Really, during that time era you stated, they only really got along with Portugal and later Belgium but thats only because the Portuguese hated the Spanish a little bit more and the Belgians fucked their queen. Pardon the French (Get it?! Its a pun! :D).

    Now, the difference between the US and the British Empire was that the US didn't go out of their way to piss people off, the British did. That, and the US has the ability to destroy the world if we were dangerously sociopathic enough (something little England could have used in the past).

    Its nice to see that you had a good portion of the world for a very long time, but if you put your hand on a hot stove for a few hours then you may find it hard to wipe your ass. Length of time doesn't mean shit. Its what you do within the said time frame.

    I will admit this now, at the start of this entire post, I wondered if this was karma on my part... Being forced to deny the workings of the British on some forum on the internet.

    It is karma, very bad karma. You are one of those young little British pricks who go onto Xbox Live and earfuck people with their obnoxious prepubescent voice. Been a few years since your voice was annoying I imagine... Oh, nevermind! It still is if you truly do have that British accent of yours (which is why we haven't stopped focusing on Nazis in American movies, English accents sound like shit).

    But for all that, I suppose something I would prefer you to work on would be your grammar. Yes, I understand that I speak a different type of English, I just feel we are using the same base language and somehow you fucked that wet dream up as well... If your computer uses a spellcheck, then by god, use the damn spellcheck!
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    wat.
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  13. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Exactly, just what...
  14. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    I see I am getting ahead of myself.

    Gibraltar, New York, India, Afrika, Balearic Isles, Belize, Ireland, etc. They conquered a lot of places simply because they could back then. The people weren't exactly popular because they didn't care. Am I criticizing them for being conquerors? No. I am criticizing them for remembering they did after they became a commonwealth.

    America did experience a boost of Manifest Destiny... but, as was mentioned, we became top dog after WWII. After WWII, we pussyfooted around in Korea (hence North and South Korea), in Vietnam, and other places. We are trying not to piss people off, we just manage to do that without trying.

    However, my problem with you, Mob, is not that your British, that is unfortunate and you couldn't help that. My problem is that you are some teen with gravy for brains and mayonnaise for common sense, your entire life is focused around what a stupid society considers cool. Marijuana is good? No. Marijuana isn't bad, you're just a noob for overpraising it.

    As much as I wish I wouldn't, you are the sort of person I would pick on in high school. Just saying.

    Now, can someone change my title back to how it was? I would rather be an arrogant prick than a dumb ass.
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    That's just Chives having a good time.
  16. Chives Newest Member

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    You never picked on anyone a day in your life if you talk and act like this.
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    I doubt Britain conquered those places for the sole reason to piss people off either, or just "because they could" (although in some cases they might've, I don't know the motives), and while it's individuals, the US is certainly not making itself popular by how the soldiers do/did their business in places lik the Middle East and Vietnam. Of course, I could mention the Native Americans, but just about all colonizing powers are equally guilty of that.
  18. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    @Ozan

    Congratz, you win the 'Internet Crusader' award, for being the dumbest fuck ever.

    If you kinda hadn't noticed this entire thread became a long trolling session of wich now i honestly have gotten bored.

    But syrsly you'd pick on me xD, you really are retarded, i outrank you academically and physically most likely, i base this on the fact that you are to stupid to realize, i'm the one picking on you right now at this moment, and that you're an internet crusader who says stuff like i would pick on you irl, leading to the conclusion that you are both retarded and probably fat... but have fun thinking internet anonimity makes you cool ^^.

    So please learn to never speak of IRL if you're on an internet forum -.-, just makes you look even more retarded.

    PS. to all others, i hope you kinda notice that as soon as the second double-post the thread kinda declined into a bunch of retards yelling fuck you at eachother

    PPS. You do understand that you liked a post in wich we were both referred to as SIN, just wanted to know if you did in fact know this, or that you are just retarded
  19. Ozan Is Mobblaster

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    Please do, Andrew Jackson did it before it was cool. :3

    Thats hardly a reason for a title. If you had some respect for the Dutch culture prior to the discovery that marijuana gets you high as a kite, maybe I wouldn't care.

    All in all, you can be unamused all you like, but as long as you contradict yourself here...

    With this comment here...

    You make yourself look like a dolt.

    But, thats okay! Contradictions happen. Especially when you claim to outrank me academically when you spell seriously as syrsly, use lower case I's, and just skullfuck the English language.

    To quote the Duke of Wellington, "Bitch! Speak the Queen's English, dammit!"
  20. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Okay, let's say i have been serious in all i have said untill now?

    Okay... then what?!

    See.. you win nothing, you lose nothing, so i see you want to hold on to this conclusion, but i'm sure most people will have the rational ability to see i am still not serious and that in this thread i will not become serious, untill someone once again asks a non dumbfuck question.

    So you win, you're the best retard, i lose... who cares?

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