Dear Diary, Mood: Apethetic I like totally changed my name to Ferdinando today because like tits. Shut up diary... Today I like totally missed my Bullet for my Valentine concert but I couldn't go to it anyway because my mom's a bitch. She had to go watch stupid Jimmy at his dumb soccer game so I didn't have a ride. I would have like asked Mike to take me but Mike's like totally a nark so I didn't want to go to my Bullet for my Valentine concert with him. He'd probably just find some girl and make out with her or something stupid ugh like so gross... Diary... Why won't Mike let me love him? Whatever I don't love him anyway Diary... I'm still having that stupid problem with my hair I can't do the flippy thing like Peter Wentz. Gooooood he's soooo hooottt. It's this stupid ginger thing my mom gave me. My hair is all red and curly so I put black paint in it and straighted it but I still cant get it to do the flippy thing. I couldn't go to my Bullet for my Valentine concert anyway I wouldn't be caught dead at my Bullet for my Valentine concert without doing the flippy hair thing. I love you diary
Dear Diary... Mood: Apathetic I totally know people have been reading my diary. It's like such a fucking turn on. They knows all my dirty secrets like how I couldn't go to my Bullet for my Valentine concert yesterday. I dreamt about Mike again last night gooood why won't he just love me... His ass is so tight in those jeans he always wears I mean we were at Burger King earlier. By the way what a stupid place. They play the worst music and they never have anything good to eat but anyway like I was trying to say before I got sooooo mad at Burger King I was eating a Whopper at Burger King and Mike was there. He was eating his fries and some ketchup fell on his shirt. Oh my goooood I just wanted to wipe it off of him soooo bad but before I could do anything he licked if off of his shirt. Oh my gooooood I was so fucking turned on. I was just sitting there staring at him for like a minute but that bitch Sarah was there with us and like a million other people I hated too like James. What a fugly bitch. He's got that dumb pig nose but anyway like I was saying before that bitch James got me pissed off Sarah was there. ughhh I hate her so much I just wanted to stare at Mike and think about how much he was turning me on but Sarah was sitting next to me and for some stupid reason she like got up real close to me. She said it was so Melissa could fit in the booth too. What a stupid bitch she definitely has the hots for me which is sooooo gross. She planned that with Melissa just so she could rub her leg on mine and when she did that I felt so sick that I couldn't think about Mike anymore and all I could think about then was how much I hate Jimmy and his stupid soccer games. Oh my gooooood I hate Mike soooo much. He's such a cock tease. Why won't he just let me blow him I want to blow him soooooo bad. I love you diary
Dear Diary... Mood: Apethetic I like totally told Mike that I wanted him inside me and he was like being sooooo stupid about it. He was like that's sooooo gross man and like why would you say that to me and like he never wanted me to talk to him again. Whatever anyway he's so stupid he probably wouldn't have gone with me to my Bullet for my Valentine concert with me anyway and he probably would just like listen to the band or something stupid like that. I think it's that bitch girlfriend of his Sarah. Did I tell you that she has the hots for me? Sooooooo gross she probably thinks about me when she blows Mike what a bitch. Diary... I lied. I didn't come out to Mike today. Shut up diary
Dear Diary... Mood: Apethetic Omg diary today was like the worst day ever I was in Hot Topic earlier looking for another skull ring for my middle finger Im gonna use it to flip off old people at the park this weekend. Its going to be sooooo hot flipping off old people at the park this weekend but before I could find any that I didnt want to put on my small cock instead which isnt a big deal because I wouldnt want to have someone blow me anyway Id rather blow someone else like Mike but like I was trying to say before Mike got me sooooo pissed off at him for not letting me blow him that bitch Melissa works at Hot Topic and she was like hey whats up. Omg I hate that bitch Melissa did I tell you that she wants my cock? She's soooo gross with that stupid blonde hair and those disgusting big boobs. All I wanted to do was buy some freaking hello kitty keychains for my dog to wear when we go to flip off old people at the park this weekend and she was totally like hey whats up Kevin anything I can help you with and I got sooooo freaking pissed off at her because she knows thats not my name. She knows my name is Ferdinando but that bitch Melissa doesn't care only Mike cares, but hes just too shy to show it. Gooooooood why won't Mike let me love him. So like anyway before I got pissed off at that bitch Melissa for wanting my cock so hard I was trying to say that I can't go the freaking park anyway to flip off old people at the park because stupid Jimmy has a freakin soccer game like every freakin week and it's sooooo stupid I just want to die I love you diary
