Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

Solidified yak piss.

What.

Does milk really come in bags in Canada?

I thought Canadians didn't believe in bags, let alone milk.

I don't think you're Canadian, therefore your opinion on this matter is invalid.



























































































Where are you from, anyway?

Yep, we use cartons as well, it doesn't really matter.



But sometimes the bag leaks, which makes me sad.

The writing on the bag doesn't look Canadian. You have been buying Korean milk. Or whatever language it's in.

From what I can see, it's Arabic. But other than the writing on the bag, it looks like the shit that's in my fridge, so you can't argue with me there.

You keep shit in your fridge?

Indeed I do.

But Americans do that more often than Canadians.

You colonials and your funny quirks...

Can I just ask, how would you go about the menial task of transporting the contents of the bag to an apparatus dedicated to the convenient placement of daily comestibles as one undergoes eating it, such as a bowl?

They Slumber like angels.

I'm tempted to post a link to a bunch of GIFs from the offended page but I don't feel like getting banned.

If you're talking about the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, it would be fine unless you pick ones showing genitalia, so nuts with your gore.

I'll even start (agian):

I think Mayor is losing it...

He's fine.

Well. That isn't exactly normal.