I just found this... Bender comes from Sierra Leone and lists his occupation as 'gay sex'. Whether this is because he bums fags for a living, or has undergone conversion from a man to a woman is not known. His forum name does not include a capital letter, so he should be called gender bender. It should also be noted that bender is a [[Lennins Beard and Romulus211's Erotic Fanfic|bender]]
Slydessertfox admits his love for Demondaze almost every day]]&nbsp Demondaze is one of the earlier members of the forums, and is described as 'xenos scum'. He joined on February 14th 2011, and has posted 4269 messages. [[Slydessertfox]] is Demon's biggest fan and only follower. He started out on the forum as Anarco-Pinko Commie scum, but has since then evoled into a psychotic anti-democatic transhumanist. Demon regulary expresses his hatred of liberal dogs, libertarians in particular, as they are all social idealists and sneaky EuroAgents who wish to dearail Americas glorious scientific future. He has involved himself in numerous interesting escapades on the forums, none of which I can be bothered to remember right now. He currently veiws the forums as "FUCKED". He is also an avid fan of A Game of Thrones an the ASOFI series of books. He has been know to post obscure Starship Troopers refrences in the past.[[File:The Rains of Castamere|thumb|right|370px]] [[Category:Forum Members]]</text>
Want me, little by little, to send you whatever fanfic i find? On Skype though, and I would have to go through the small horrors of whatever I find.
Good idea, but how will we hide all the forum's stuff from Wiki's mods? So it doesn't happen over and over. Canada is the home nation of our [[JosefVStalin|beloved leader]]; he lives in British Colombia or something, eating maple syrup and riding deer all day. The country is notable for being very quiet, with little ever happening there, although some look up to it for being a less awful version of the US. It was recently shook up somewhat when a gay pornstar cut up his lover and sent the body parts to various political parties.</text>
They won't notice for awhile & we will keep it porn free this time around. If they get it we will just make a new one with the organized info we have in word docs.
@Chives This would totally be furfaggotry, if Chives wasn't a cat.]]Chives is a relatively important member of the forums, known for his cold, Germanic demeanour and command over the millitant branch of the forum, the NKVD. Chives has many glories to his name, including leadership over the NKVD, the pioneering of Kaiserreich games between various forum users and forum movie nights (though in truth, [[Matthewchris|a certain Jew]] pioneered these). However, Chives also has a dark secret, which he keeps closely guarded (this is essentially redundant though, as pretty much all of the current users know of it). In the earlier days of the forum, Chives led an uprising after a referendum saw [[Kalalification]] keep his [[The Moderators|well deserved-position of leadership]]. This did not sit well with Chives, who felt nothing but contempt for him. Out of rage and hatred, Chives and a [[ComradeLer|certain red firebrand]] created another site. Predictably, this failed, which caused [[ComradeLer|the commie]] to come crawling back in ignominy. Chives, however, was a proud Hessian, and he kept away for the forums for quite a while before finally returning. Despite all that happened, Chives was still greeted with open arms, as if nothing had happened. It was not long after he returned that Chives came into conflict with a [[Vulcan200x|pretty nice guy]] , for no discernible reason. The two had many arguments from this point onwards, though Chives's ruthless Hessian demeanour drove the poor [[Vulcan200x|Alex Tran]] into a corner, until he lashed out in fear and anger, driven close to insanity from Chives's ceaseless, amoral torment. A ban followed soon after, and [[Vulcan200x|the true number one ]] has not been seen since. [[Link|Some members]] go as far as claiming he committed suicide due to the torment from [[Chives|certain]] [[CHELSEA|forum]] [[BattalionOfRed|users]] . They're probably right. ==Chives and his Public Image== Chives has a severe problem with his public image, constantly changing his forum avatar for something even more edgy and ironic. Some [[Epiccheesegrater|mad cunts]] view him as a cat, however, mostly to see what happens and keep the foundations of the wiki strong. Chives, however, resents this, and constantly attempts to delete wiki information that supports this statement. This could suggest that Chives is self-concious about his image on the forums and dislikes being presented as a cat from a '''<u>Warner Bros.</u>''' film, though if this were true it would mean that he does not realise only about five people visit the wiki anyway. However, despite these slanderous accusations of insecurities, Chives is still well-liked by everyone on the forums, [[The Chives hate page|despite what some sources would have you believe]] . [[File:CHIVES.jpg|thumb|400px|Most definitely Chives. Without a doubt.]]</text>
I recovered it from the Wiki's files along with this... It was a hot, summer’s morning. Even if he had difficulty getting around Romulus’ awkward pronunciation of certain English words, that only made Lennin even happier with it. It made Lennin feel as if Romulus was vulnerable in this country, being away from his homeland Mexico and that Lennin was the only one here who could protect him. On the other hand, Romulus was the only one here for Lennin. Hotter than Lennin was used to, at least. He had only moved to this new climate three days ago now. He felt a strange uneasiness as he woke to see the unfamiliar colour of the roof above him and the ceiling fan. His family had never owned a fan; it never normally got this hot in their town. Pasadena was a different place entirely, but he couldn’t quite set it in stone within his head yet. Homesickness and jetlag had taken its toll on him, he’d been lying in his bed and around the cramped apartment ever since he’d arrived, but he yearned to see the sights before he had to attend college. No. He refused to let it bring him down. He wasn’t going to be grounded in this new apartment by himself – he was now a free man! Yet... he wasn’t sure if he liked being one. “Your breakfast is ready!†echoed down the corridor and brought Lennin back to his senses. It was Romulus, his new room-mate. Lennin was awestruck for a moment; he couldn’t grasp how much he loved Romulus’ delightfully effeminate voice. Even if he had difficulty getting around Romulus’ awkward pronunciation of certain English words, that only made Lennin even happier with it. It made Lennin feel as if Romulus was vulnerable in this country, being away from his homeland Mexico and that Lennin was the only one here who could protect him. On the other hand, Romulus was the only one here for Lennin. This sparked a funny feeling inside of Lennin, but he ignored it, and hopped off his bed. Eating Romulus’ breakfast was the only thing Lennin could currently do to repay him for paying the rent. Homesickness and jetlag had taken its toll on him, he’d been lying in his bed and around the cramped apartment ever since he’d arrived, but he yearned to see the sights before he had to attend college. No. He refused to let it bring him down. He wasn’t going to be grounded in this new apartment by himself – he was now a free man! Yet... he wasn’t sure if he liked being one. Slowly pacing through into the kitchen and sitting down at the table ever so slowly, Lennin glanced up at Romulus. He was in a creased brown apron with the words “kiss the chef†across it. “What’s for breakfast?†asked Lennin, in a lazy tone. Turning around and striking a weird pose, Romulus replied “Pancakes.â€, paused for a second and then uttered “With my special sauce.†Lennin thought he’d smirk at the remark, but then promptly reminded himself that he was now an adult. He wouldn’t let himself get carried away by childish behaviour. He picked up his plate and presented it to Romulus, who dropped a steamy pancake onto it. Lennin didn’t reply with a “thank youâ€, he was too hungry. He dug into his pancake quickly. When he had finished, leaving nothing but crumbs, he looked up to see Romulus smiling and looking down on him. Before long, it was time to get ready to go on an outing. Lennin fell back into the darkness of his room to pick out the clothes he would have to wear. Alas, there weren’t. He’d forgotten that all of his clothes were currently drying. In a flash, he thought that he’d have to ask Romulus for a change of clothes, but then he remembered that he was much, much smaller compared to him. It was either walking around in his pyjamas or walking around in wet clothes. It wasn’t up for debate. Before Lennin could make his mind up, Romulus burst into his room to announce that he’d already prepared some clean clothes for Lennin to wear. Lennin, remembering that he couldn’t repay him for what Romulus’ had done for him, wholeheartedly agreed. It was a pink shirt and cargo shorts. He quite liked the look of them lying on the bed, and so, closed the door on Romulus. He couldn’t help but catch a glimpse of himself in the nearby mirror, the Pink Floyd tattoo printed on his thigh. This certainly wouldn’t win over any ladies. However, he didn’t care. He slipped on the pink shirt with great effort. He looked at himself in the mirror again. The shirt was so tight – it made his nipples very pronounced. Oh well, he thought to himself, it’d only make him appear much more muscular. Then, he dawned the cargo shorts. They were an ugly olive colour, but this was the best he could ask for and he wouldn’t want to make Romulus believe he did a bad job at picking his clothes out. The door nudged open, little by little, and Lennin presented himself. Romulus did a little slow clap and looked very smugly pleased with him. “Oh, it really suits you; I think I could just eat you up.†Romulus’ comment disturbed Lennin slightly. Although, this reminded him even more how much he owed to Romulus and how there were no opportunities to repay him for shelling out the rent. Maybe letting Romulus play dress-up was some sort of payment... but he didn’t know. He’d have to figure it out. =='''Chapter 2'''== Lennin just had to endure walking around with Romulus, nothing more. Romulus would pay all the rent, buy all of the food, etc, he’d just have to be his close friend. Today, they’d already been to a McDonalds and a small, sketchy clothes shop. Or what appeared to be a clothes shop. Lennin was told to wait outside, and there weren’t any signs to make it distinguishable. It’d already been a few hours into the day; he’d almost made it without sustaining anything drastic. Was this the life of a free man? If so, he loved it. Revelling in his new lifestyle wouldn’t last for a long time, as suspicion heightened as Romulus was visiting a pharmacist across the street. He wasn’t sure quite what Romulus was up to, so he just dismissed it as Romulus getting painkillers for a bad back or something of the sorts. Romulus appeared a few moments later. “What’ve you bought?†Lennin inquired. “Something for tonight.†Romulus replied, nonchalantly. Lennin thought about it for a few seconds. Perhaps Romulus was up to something, preparing something for a legal high so they could enjoy this first night initiation? Yes, Lennin believed this to be what he was up to. He got excited at the idea of experimenting with these mysterious chemicals. Romulus’ comment disturbed Lennin slightly. Although, this reminded him even more how much he owed to Romulus and how there were no opportunities to repay him for shelling out the rent. Maybe letting Romulus play dress-up was some sort of payment... but he didn’t know. He’d have to figure it out. Upon their return home into the cramped apartment, Romulus took the bag which contained the pharmaceuticals into the bathroom. Lennin had only just noticed that he’d been sweating ever so slightly and the t-shirt had tightened around him. He took it off, dropping it to the floor and relaxed on the sofa. He looked over to see that the bathroom door was wide open. Lennin hesitated, but then decided to get up and wash his face there. He waddled in and closed the door, locking it quickly. The tap was already flowing, and so he placed both of his open palms under the water and dabbed his face with it. Towels were to the side of him, he picked one up and wiped his face clean. As his eyes began to focus, he looked down to see the bag that Romulus had accompanied in, but it was empty. To the side stood a small container with the lid off. He outstretched his hand to take a closer look, but upon closer inspection it had the words “super-strength Viagra†in bold font across it. Lennin, in utter shock, jerked his head back. The container fell to the floor, spilling pills all over the laminated floor. He paced back and backed up against a cold wall. From behind the shower curtains came a slow “ha... ha... ha...†A hand appeared from behind the curtains and relaxed itself on Lennin’s shoulder. He could do nothing but stand there in awe. “I thought about telling you about my intentions to start with.†Spoke Romulus, in a slow and deranged sigh. “But where’s the fun in that?†He uttered, in a much more determined and encouraged manner. The hand sneaked down from Lennin’s shoulder and cradled his sweaty nipple. Lennin wanted to break away, kick down the door and run for his life. “I’m not gay, I’m not gay†is what he kept telling himself in his head. It was a hot, summer’s morning. <span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:21px;white-space:normal;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">He’d be lying if he wasn’t enticed by the nippleplay.</span>
I am so happy I found it. Everyone, I am pleased to announce I have so far been able to recreate 25 of our dear Wiki pages on the new Wiki. That number is continuing to grow & by the end of tomorrow I believe the Wiki will be completely restored. Here is one such article. http://jvswiki2.wikia.com/wiki/Crownedman
The only problem that I am experiencing is sometimes the text comes out weird in a small box, but that can be fixed later. I am still bringing the topics over from their file into a word doc. to save if this happens again & use to revive the forum. Also I got Chives his orange cat pic. EDIT:Romulus is up... http://jvswiki2.wikia.com/wiki/Romulus211
Next time choose a fucking web page that doesn't have terms. Because if there are rules many on this forum will brake them and that reflects on the wiki. Well here are mine, way to lazy to remake/refine them so I will just save them in this sad state so people can see things from the times of Josefvstalin wiki. The Story How Shisno Didn't Give Epiccheesegrater Up== Shisno was lying on a bed that morning, Epiccheesegrater had already left the room. Shisno felt lonely feeling despared over that his lover left so quickly. Thoughts clouded his mind, what if Epiccheesegrater didn't like his soft loving? Should he be more rough like the men he sees on those erotic clips? Shisno understood that lying in bed all day thinking, wouldn't bring the world enlightenment. He got up and took his propoganda notes, the ones that shows the benefits of a pony based economy. Meanwhile, Epiccheesegrater were browsing tophats and grills to really grate up his lover. While thinking about making love to Franck Ribéry he hears a sound. Not just a sound but a sweet melody inviting all less than straights on parade! He is instantly drawn like an animal and turns around to look upon the streets. What he sees blows his mind, the most fabalous gays from across the world were marching across the streets. Shisno had just heard the horrible news, a Justin Bieber fanbase parade had come to the city. What if Epiccheesegrater were in danger? He needed to move fast, he wasn't going to run around and desert him. Epiccheesegrater had been paralyzed and a belieber came close so he could ''convert'' him. But then he saw something on the side of his view someone were coming, was it to save him? Shisno ran up to the belieber and punched it in the face. The belieber hissed and ran back to the hell of horrible sounds. He catched Epiccheesegrater in his arms as he were falling. <span style="text-align:left;">-You saved me, said Epiccheesegrater as he awoke in a warm bed.</span> <span style="text-align:left;">-If you do not stop being obvious I will ban you from talking, Shisno said with fake anger.</span> <span style="text-align:left;">-Well what is important is that I know the rules, he said with a smirk.</span> <span style="text-align:left;">-And so do I, Shisno said while jumping over Epiccheesegrater to make love to him.</span> <span style="text-align:left;">It started with a kiss, they wrestled their tounges back and fourth to make sure to take in as much of the partner as possible. Then Shisno went down the sweaty body, to give a soft kiss on the phallus. Having a loving toung on his johnsson were to much and Epiccheesegrater grated a load worthy of gouda cheese.</span> <span style="text-align:left;">End of chapter 1</span> [[Special:Contributions/109.104.3.4|109.104.3.4]]<span style="text-align:left;"> 21:14, May 16, 2012 (UTC)Onyxja</span> ==How Shisno Wondered, What Is Love?== GeorgykZhukov had just finished setting up the perfect prop position for his movie, when all of a sudden the door bursts open. What he sees can not be described by man, without going insane..... Shisno had just finished setting up political posters, reading ''If you are going to embrace vermin why not embrace the supreme one? Vote Vermin Supreme!''. On his way home Shisno saw a newspaper headline that said something boring about GoergykZhukovs movie set being attacked. And soon he was home. Epiccheesegrater was hanging from an integrate web of bad plots, stories and characters. The twilight fans had made the web so strong so it was completely impossible to brake loose. As he was hanging there he couldn't help but think that it had been a bad idea to go and play another actor playing the role of him for this stupid story. At least he left a note, so Shisno was surely going to save him. Shisno had got the note and he instantly recognised the movie set. Grabbing his zombie proof shotgun and rushing to his awesome motorcycle not forgetting to put on sunglasses. In a moment he was at the set surrounded by hostage negotatiators and cops. He easily sneaked passed the cops and went on to the entrance. But some twillight fans heard him and rushed to him but stopped right in their tracks as they saw the shotgun in his hands. -WHAT IS LOVE?! He screamed in a state of rage. -Baby, don't *sob* hurt me, a twillight fan just barely finished before her head was no more. -No, more, another had the guts to utter before she as well was in a pile of pieces. Epiccheesegrater saw a knight in shining armor take him away from the web of bad stories, then it turned out that it was just Shisno. They where in bed for a while not really moving just being together, but then shisno suggested that they should put the hotdog in the bum. Epiccheesegrater agreed more than happy to finally get a hotdog. They wrestled back and forth, Epiccheesegrater making noises all the way trough the night. As the day slowely begun to creep up Shisno made the ketchup overfill the bum in true vermin fashion. End of chapter 2 [[User:Onyxja|Onyxja]] 21:58, June 8, 2012 (UTC)Onyxja ==The Truth How Alex Tran Cried Like A Little Bitch== The sun was warm and no shadows could be found. Alex Tran was sweating over all of his body, but he couldn't stop because he had to leave these suggestions in the city hall. When coming close to the city hall of Stalintown he threw all of the papers he had, giggled and ran away. People were observing thinking he was retarded. Kobashenka saw the scene and walked up to read one of the papers. Something was scribbled on it with bad writing. It read: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER This was perfect, Kobashenka had found an individual stupid enough.... She had to move to shadow him quickly, luckily the sun made it so Alex Tran couldn't run for long and Kobahsenka knew that. Yes he had made it. All of that planning and it succeded! Alex Tran jumped up and down laughing, but then he saw a pretty handsome woman. She was walking up to him. He thought, Alex Tran keep your cool say something witty and intelligent now. -Hello woman do you want to go and make me a sandwitch, he said. -Aren't you the charmer, I am going to take you home and make you a sandwitch, she answered with a fake femenine voice. -Yea bitch, Alex Tran said and put on sunglasses. Kobashenka was amazed. This person was more stupid than she could have possible imagined. Perfect! Alex Tran was the best charmer in the world he thought to himself. All the woman would bow before him. Now this woman is leading him to her home she probably want sweet sex from him, now he needs to say it to confirm it. -Hey we are gonna have sex... Bitch, he said. -Yes my strong and masculine man, Kobashenska answered while opening the door to her home. The man stormed in and lay himself on the bed, this was more then perfect. She was quick, took up two handcuffs and hancuffed the man to the bed. She then quickly took up a giant strap-on not paying any mind to his squirms. After equipping the strap-on she took of his pants and licked him all over his ass. -This is going to be fun! She exclaimed. -Nooo!!! Alex Tran screamed. -You fucking whore you are going to take it in the ass now. She entered him widening his hole and making it bleed. Alex Tran started crying like a little bitch. She started to move, the strap-on being covered in blood. While she pounded him, she squeezed his balls really hard making him squeal. Kobashenka nearing her limit dicided to make it more interesting, she took up another giant strap-on and rammed it with her hand in his hole at the same time she was going in and out. This was to much for Alex Tran and he passed out like a little bitch. [[User:Onyxja|Onyxja]] 10:44, June 19, 2012 (UTC)Onyxja
