A Friend: "Hey, jerry, what's with those boxing references at then end of each sentence?" Me: "It's part of the punchline...." I know, it's terrible.
How many cops do you need to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. How many saiyans do you need to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 3 episodes and Krillin dies in the proces.
What do squirrels and cigarettes have in common? They are both completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
Jokes with argentinians for the lulz guys @Yarpen Barack Obama and Gordon Brown are in a White House dinner ... One of the guests approaches them and asks them: - "What are you talking about that you look so excited?" - "We are making plans for a third World War" - Obama says. - "Wow!" - Exclaims the guest - "And what are these plans?" - "We will kill 14 million Argentines and one dentist" - Obama responds. The guest looks confused and asks: - "A. .. dentist? Why kill a dentist?" Brown gives a pat on the back of Obama and exclaims: - "Didn't I say to you? No one will ask about the Argentines!"
I've got moar!!! Q: Why do Argentines generally prefer not to marry? A: They never met a woman who loved them more than they love themselves.
i can't find a real thread for jokes, so whatever.... "A Frenchman, a Brit, and a soviet are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The Frenchman says, "they must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit." The Englishman says, "clearly, they're English; observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit." The Russian notes, "they are Russian, of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise." " Under communism we had money but there was nothing to buy, now we have no money and there is lots to buy"
