North Korea is starving. We request aid to all nations. And make sure they're 25 oz. steaks with American BBQ sauce. I mean rice. For the people. Well the Dear Leader.
Don't worry, the officer in the army has been executed. The people are all happy. We are better Starcraft players than the Southern fascists.
The United kingdom wishes a conference between all NATO members. We wish to destroy it, feeling that it isn't necessary since the cold war is over.
Russia would like to announce it will now be nationalizing the gas industry of Russia and redistribution the money to rebuild the nations military.
OOC: Everyone look up the 1995 Norway rocket incident we need Causus Belli for war. IC: North Korea would like to remind everyone that the DPRK is still the last bastion of communism. Everything else doesn't count.
Says the country that removes all traces of communism and replaces it with the Juche idea, although I'm playing as Russia and we have seen that communism does not work.
We are beginning to call for a little food relief, even if it conflicts a little with authoritarian juche. OOC: I really don't know how communism works rofl. I am supposing what a North Korean leader would say.
Actually he would get rid of all the pictures of Lenin and Stalin and pretend that he is a way cooler dude.
The United Kingdom apologizes for NATO bombings on Serbia a year ago. We wish to send any aid needed. Including financial aid.
Well we already have pictures of the Dear Leader and the Eternal President in every single house, establishment, and ship.
