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  1. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    Plus, she's Jew!!!
  2. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    The whole Evil motorcycle riding slutbomb angle didn't work with her being Jewish so i left that out. Besides she is like an ex-Jew or something.
  3. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    She has glasses. Don't you think that's scary? Glasses?
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    Fuck you, glasses are awesome and kinky.
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    Wait, don't jews forbid tattoos? Or is that moooslems
  6. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    I think Christians do as well.
  7. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    Well, according to some literature, totally reliable, she has a 6 inch dick. That's even scarier.
  8. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    So she's Jewish, has glasses, and sports a six inch dick.

    Sounds like some sort of strange porn.
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  9. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    What did I wake up to? Jesus.

    Slutbomb may also be my new favorite word.
  10. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    You woke up to the forums.
  11. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Mornin'.
  12. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    I was only asleep for, like, two hours and @Chives shaves to look like Lenin and I finally have a penis but it's only six inches.

    So many mixed emotions.
  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I do not approve of him being Lenin.
  14. Chives Newest Member

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    FEAR MY TOIL
  15. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    I FEAR YOUR TOIL, MOTHERFUCKER.
  16. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    Still not so epic as my beard.
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  17. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    Oh shi-

    it just got real in here. I demand Yarpen show us another picture so we can accurately assess the situation.
  18. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I wish I had a beard.

    God I feel like a shitty fucking roman.
  19. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    I can hardly grow facial hair. The thing that pisses me off most is that my moustache and beard don't seem to meet up, so it looks fucking ridiculous.
  20. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    I hate pictures, this is the best you will get

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