Defending the indefensible: Abrahamic faiths and especially Islam

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by Kali, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Link NO SWAG

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  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    So you're saying, to defend the religion were supposed to avoid actually talking about religion?
  3. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Man, Lighthouse must have been pisses when he typed all that shit. Or maybe he thinks spell checking is some how related to tumor growth? I just don't fucking know man.
  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    This is a rather lovely start to this thread. I'm glad you're still trying, Kali.
  5. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family when I was younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the hold up was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd as I found out she was a mere $.21 short of he purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there were even a few who were making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed his $5 and told him to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "see that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I tuned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice site. Very loudly, I said "like Jesus? Ma'am I am an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.
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  6. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    You think you're a bad dude Mayor? Well fuck you. You aren't.
  7. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Fake 'n gay.

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  8. pedro3131 Running the Show While the Big Guy's Gone

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    Let's keep the personal insults to a minimum guys
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  9. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    So basiclly you just encouraged that kid not to do good things. You should have not been such a douche, said thankyou because she was trying to compliment you saying your a good person, and then walk out of the store. Maybe the women had food stamps like 1/4 of the people that go to my Walmart, maybe she didnt have enough money to spare, maybe just maybe emanuel, you should not have shared this story because it appears no one cares.
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    It's just a story he copied from somewhere, you idiot.
  11. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    And how do you know that....
  12. Link NO SWAG

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    It's extremely obvious.
  13. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    No... its not. Since aparently 4 other people didnt say so...
  14. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Emmanuel is a strong follower of Jewish faith, as I am led to believe from an other thread.
  15. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Let's try something easier than.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    2 things: 1) I wouldn't go so far as to say strong and 2) That's not my name.
  16. DukeofAwesome Well-Known Member

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    ** guerrilla
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  17. Skyicewolf City States Godmod Patrol

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    Who wrote that little gung ho piece of shit speech, Emmanuel?
  18. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Alright what the fuck is the point of this thread anymore?
  19. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Did it ever have a point?
  20. TheRedHeadGamer He number 666

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    So I'm walking in a best buy one day. And I have a pentagram around my neck, it's christmas time and i'm buying gift's for my family so after awhile of walking around I finally come across someone and ask them where their internet adapter's are. So this girl stares at the pentagram every so often while were talking. As she lead's me to the adapter's I grab one and say thanks. She looks at me and say's No problem oh and Happy Hanukkah.
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