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Then a hero emerges from a un-named Eastern European country that is a veteran from an un-named Eastern European war looking for 2 people. 1 of them is a traitor to the army of that un-named Eastern European country in that un-named war and hopes to get revenge on him. Once he gets to the city he finds out the city is full of assholes and America doesnt exactly have streets paved with gold, he finds out his cousin isnt a millionair just a lying taxi driver.

Then after he gets setteled he gets involved in organized crime and flip flops from a Russian gang, to a Jamacian gang,then finally to a Irish gang because the Russian gangs 2nd in charge wanted to overthrow the leader promising our friend from the un-named Eastern European he will have power but then betrays him and then goes to work for the Jamacian gang which soon gets busted by the police and then joins the Irish gang whos family is spread over the city and involves a hot female virgin that you want to marry, the mob boss, 10 family members working for him, and the chief of police.

Soon the dickhead russian comes in right when the Irish are about to become the richest in the city and then gets in a war with the irish and then not only do you stay with the irish gang and become friends you join the ITILIAN MOB and then you betray them later for some reason I dont rememnber. Then you go kill the dickhead Russian.

Then when your lying cousin and you are about to get married the Itlian gang kills that virgin chick and you go to kill them to find out... then you go kill the last of them off.

BTW did I mention that turns out that one guy you were searching for was paid 1k to kill your squadmates in the war then you realize you have killed people you didnt even know for almost a total of 2 million dollars. Soon you realise you were the monster... But on the bright side the Irish mob is rich, the city is no longer under a constant terror threat, and your cousin is married and is having a kid.

P.S Spoiler alert.

And then Napoleon pulled out a pistol and shot the man dead.

Then the man rises from the dead with blue eyes and ice cold skin.

Napolean shoots him again, this time in the family jewels...

And then he proceeds to tea bag him.

Then gets a kill streak of 3 and calls in a care package, and it falls on a noob called...

Lighthouse418.

Lighthouse because we don't play COD in these parts.

looks like your next to go in the collusium.

You know what they say. When in Rome...

run around with a striker and kick ass.

But suddenly he ran out of cabbage juice and asprigus bullets.

So he turned to granola bar shells with pea bullets.

...and fired at a wall, which did absolutely nothing.

Then Manbearpig is unleashed into the collosium and kills ( Battalion, sly, ddbb, or stupified )

Battalion is struck dead before Sly comes to the rescue and kills the best with a thrust of his sword and...

gives pedobear 50 bucks to rape Battalions dead body.

Its too late I already killed him.

Who says you cannot rape a dead body?

I killed the bear.