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Pedobear, not manbearpig. Also stay on topic, you are trying to change the topic because he know you are wroung that you cannot do such thing and you also think its morally wroung to do such?

You discust me.

What?

Meanwhile...

Sly dont pretend we didnt see it in the news. Everyone knows about your sex scandal with Kim joung Un! Also I am morally discusted by your plans to bring back the child labor laws and reject mexicans the right to vote.

I spit on you.

...And then BattalionOfRed rose from the dead, Hockey uniform on, Hockey puck in mouth, Hockey stick in hand. And utterly whipped the shit out of Lighthouse for straying way off topic and derailing the story.

Hockey sticks hurt, a lot.

Lighthouse is sad. But still is against Sly's evil communist socalist nazi hippie ways.

btw I hope sly knows this is a joke.

Well after the second post I realized that.

afterwards...

Stupified hadn't really helped the story progress, so he was slaughtered relentlessly by this bear, and afterwards shot by an entire NKVD regiment.

They took turns.

BUT THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.............

He became annoying.

then Jizzed in his pants.

While cows beat up his family.

And killed his cat.

Kileld his cousins cat!

And then killed his cousins cousins friends sisters cat.

Then all the cats raised from the dead with parts of flesh falling off as they begin to consume their former owners.

Then they evolved into the Kahjit talking over skyrim and launching an attack against...

Lighthouse and his imperialist pigs and bears and dogs and shit that he said before!