Forum Conspiracy Theories

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  1. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Would the Dutch censor my love for the Dutch???
    RickPerryLover, Apr 25, 2012
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  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Yo Dog that guy you love he is all like I luvs Romney.
    Viking Socrates, Apr 25, 2012
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  3. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Eh, they all have to do it if they want to have a future career. He really hates his guts.
    RickPerryLover, Apr 25, 2012
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  4. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    About the female population of the site, I personally know at least three females IRL who lurk here. Yes I've tried convincing them to join, and I don't blame them for declining. I'll just say that they're fans of some of the members here, I'll leave you guys to guess which ones.

    As for forum conspiracies, I love the one where the mods, who are hand picked by and personal friends of Stalin, are actually ruthless tyrants who silence the slightest hints of opposition without mercy and actually have an underlying desire to harm this site.

    Related to that, there's a great conspiracy theory that's basically if you don't think the mods are evil demons, then you must be ardent fanboys sucking their dicks, and of the mind that the mods are 100% perfect in every way and all of their actions are flawless.
    ironchin, Apr 26, 2012
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  5. SovietEmpireUSSR Well-Known Member

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    I've been apart of a conspiracy in making multiple proxy accounts.
    SovietEmpireUSSR, Apr 26, 2012
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  6. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    According to my guesses...Probably Stalin himself, Chives and...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    lololo, I wish that would be true though
    yuri2045, Apr 26, 2012
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  7. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    C_G is black.
    PineappleJoe, Apr 26, 2012
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  8. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    PineappleJoe has recently shown that he's a racist nazi.
    yuri2045, Apr 26, 2012
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  9. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    You got me there. I am in fact Hitlers last living relative.
    PineappleJoe, Apr 26, 2012
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  10. bender Well-Known Member

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    stalins beard is not a beard, but an animal trained to stay very still.
    it collects and condenses the tears of children to nourish it self.
    bender, Apr 26, 2012
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  11. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I thought conspiracy theories were supposed to be false? Unless..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Romulus211, Apr 26, 2012
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  12. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    I remember the conspiracy that you and LenninsBeard had some gay shit going on in the forums, but you stopped right as we started to know the truth.
    yuri2045, Apr 26, 2012
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  13. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Er..... Yeah a conspiracy.....
    Romulus211, Apr 26, 2012
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  14. Onyxja Well-Known Member

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    Chives is actually not German at all!
    Onyxja, Apr 26, 2012
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  15. VladimirGLenin Well-Known Member

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    Ok new one!!! What's the best and longest lasting conspiracy theory that this forum has ever experienced?
    VladimirGLenin, Apr 26, 2012
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  16. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Stalin has female staff because there female.
    Romulus211, Apr 26, 2012
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  17. Chives Newest Member

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    He is following all of the women on the forum.

    And only them...
    Chives, Apr 26, 2012
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  18. VladimirGLenin Well-Known Member

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    Ah yes.. the female conspiracy....
    VladimirGLenin, Apr 26, 2012
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  19. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    What if...he...is...not straight? Would explain it all.
    yuri2045, Apr 26, 2012
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  20. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    How dare you accuse such things!!! Shut your mouth impoverished noble!!
    Romulus211, Apr 27, 2012
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