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  1. DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!! Member

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    Title says all

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    Once upon a time Chuck Norris decided to play the piano.
    He played this with his brain:

    He played this with his nose:

    And then the piano ran away scared.

    The End
    DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!!, Apr 2, 2012
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  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    No.
    UnitRico, Apr 2, 2012
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  3. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Chuck Norris is a joke compared to Bruce Lee. Am I doing this right?
    Chelsea366, Apr 2, 2012
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  4. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    He's a joke regardless.
    UnitRico, Apr 2, 2012
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  5. DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!! Member

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    There is no evolution, only a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live!
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  6. Toast Well-Known Member

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    HISS

    BOO

    GET OFF THE STAGE BITCH

    FEMALE COMEDIANS
    Toast, Apr 2, 2012
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    Bah!Those jokes are futile compared to the ones I made about Teddy Roosevelt.

    Once Teddy Roosevelt headbutted a mountain.
    Now It's called Mount Rushmore.

    Once Teddy Roosevelt tore america with half his bare hands.
    Now It's called the Panama canal.
    ddbb089, Apr 2, 2012
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  8. DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!! Member

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    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    HERETIC!!!!!!!! GET OF THIS THREAD. THIS IS ABOUT THE GOD NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!
    DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!!, Apr 2, 2012
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  9. C_G Well-Known Member

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    You know what the best one is?

    Chuck Norris is so awesome he got murdered by Bruce Lee.
    C_G, Apr 2, 2012
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  10. DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!! Member

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    No, this is the best one:
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!!, Apr 2, 2012
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  11. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Watch Enter the Dragon and then never post on the forum for the rest of your life, about Chuck Norris.
    C_G, Apr 2, 2012
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  12. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    But that was shit.
    UnitRico, Apr 2, 2012
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  13. bender Well-Known Member

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    chuck norris can roundhouse kick round houses into squares.

    chuck norris buys his food at the hareware store.
    bender, Apr 4, 2012
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  14. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Heresy! You traitor!
    Bart, Apr 4, 2012
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  15. bender Well-Known Member

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    what did i do now?
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  16. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris. That is all.
    That's probably the 'best' (ie- worst) Chuck Norris joke, and in the context of this thread, what i'm saying is that Chuck Norris is a joke. Although i've said it before in a another thread, I think his sorry meme ass should piss off back to wherever it is washed-up actions 'stars' are supposed to end up. Maybe he could join Jean-Claude Van Damme on that horrible lager advert.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Apr 4, 2012
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  17. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    You posted Chuck Norris jokes. :(

    True words.
    Bart, Apr 4, 2012
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  18. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris jokes used to be funny... then chuck norris was born.
    Lighthouse, Apr 4, 2012
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  19. bender Well-Known Member

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    you know chuck norris is over 70 years old.
    bender, Apr 4, 2012
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  20. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Toast, Apr 4, 2012
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