A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1,But it takes 3 episodes to do so.
You use you mod powers to actually change my comment. Ripping off anti-jokes has inspired me also to rip them off.... Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
The funny part? Is that Hungary is not a real country, just some fictional place made up by the liberal elite, in fact, everywhere but america is made up by the liberal elite.
After bin Laden was killed I saw an American with a sign saying "Obama - 1, bin Laden - 0", typical Americans, I think you'll find it should be "Obama - 1, Osama - 3000+". A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some food, when it finishes it's food it takes out a machine gun and proceeds to shoot the place up. After this, he leaves. On the way out the retaurant owner catches him and asks "Why did you do this", the Panda looks at him cooly and says "Find a dictionary, Panda - Eats shoots and leaves". In Scotland there is a team of archeologists that dig down 30 feet and find some copper wire, so they conclued that 300 years ago Scotland already had telegraphic communication. Not wanting to be outdone by the Scottish, a team of English archeologists dig down 20 feet and find copper wire, so they conclude that 200 years ago the British already ahd telegraphic communication. In Ireland, an amateur Irish archeologist called Paddy O'Reilly digs down 10 feet, not wanting to be outdone by the Scottish or the English, but he finds nothing. From this, Paddy O'Reilly concludes that 100 years Ireland had already gone wireless. (This joke gets worse every time I tell it, and I don't know if Americans will get it). A whole host of racist jokes that I don't want to post.
